Robert ;3c
@robcert.bsky.social
I can’t decide if I want to be an otter or a beaver. Either way, I love fish
Really I love my dog:
💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚
Really I love my dog:
💚@viridianfantasy.bsky.social💚
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Robert ;3c
@robcert.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Reading the lint on my shower floor like tea leaves
Take a leek? Don’t mind if I do!
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Take a leek? Don’t mind if I do!
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All 3 transgendeer variants as requested :) 🦌🦌🦌 Feel free to use these as discord pfps etc with credit! And buy the printed laminated mini badges from me at ANE this week (!!!)
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 AM
All 3 transgendeer variants as requested :) 🦌🦌🦌 Feel free to use these as discord pfps etc with credit! And buy the printed laminated mini badges from me at ANE this week (!!!)
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
What do you do if the team you want to win doesn’t have the cutest uniforms?
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What do you do if the team you want to win doesn’t have the cutest uniforms?
The most important category of food is bowl based foods
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The most important category of food is bowl based foods
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Why I like AOC so much: She's saying things like "I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street."
Why most Democrats drive me nuts: So few of them are willing to say the very same thing.
Why most Democrats drive me nuts: So few of them are willing to say the very same thing.
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Why I like AOC so much: She's saying things like "I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street."
Why most Democrats drive me nuts: So few of them are willing to say the very same thing.
Why most Democrats drive me nuts: So few of them are willing to say the very same thing.
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
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boys' night
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
boys' night
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i like being a man bc my crotch smells awesome now
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
i like being a man bc my crotch smells awesome now
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![Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidrs7rjct33ulawni7zummkvq43fgkc7tosrydi5fd3u5zkzttiue@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Currently listening too: 4’33”
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Currently listening too: 4’33”
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October 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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“Weirdo” 🐓 - New original framed art up on jameshance.com today 💚
The older I get, the better I think I’d look in Gonzo’s outfits 🤓
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache
On Canvas Panel
The older I get, the better I think I’d look in Gonzo’s outfits 🤓
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache
On Canvas Panel
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
“Weirdo” 🐓 - New original framed art up on jameshance.com today 💚
The older I get, the better I think I’d look in Gonzo’s outfits 🤓
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache
On Canvas Panel
The older I get, the better I think I’d look in Gonzo’s outfits 🤓
✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache
On Canvas Panel
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Scurrying home to my blankie!!
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January 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Scurrying home to my blankie!!
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I say again, we need a furry pope.
January 8, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I say again, we need a furry pope.
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ok genuine last for tonight, had to excise this image from our mind
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ok genuine last for tonight, had to excise this image from our mind
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
I think there should be more significant otters
January 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I think there should be more significant otters
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