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ace, he/they
No better way to spend one's birthday than loafing around and watching:
- Satanic Rites of Dracula
- Dr. Who and the Daleks
- The Fog
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Me watching this cover band at the House of Blues getting their life over all these 70s funk tunes
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm hung up on the word HYPERSQUARE

I hope there's an alternate universe where the Cube movies had a spinoff called Square, and the sequel to that would be Square 2: Hypersquare
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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If a writer for The Onion pitched "Car Company Tries Square Wheel!" their editor would slap them. The editor wouldn't be in the right, but it's a comprehensible reaction.
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Every day until I forget:
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm just gonna repost this over and over until it goes viral. This is top-shelf comedy here
If you could imprison your grandmother in the Phantom Zone forever, would you?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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If you could imprison your grandmother in the Phantom Zone forever, would you?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Once again
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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So basically Disney pulled their money out of Doctor Who and gave it to OpenAI.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh wow, who ever could have guessed THAT would happen
JUST IN: The US Senate has rejected the both of the proposed healthcare bills, which likely will now cause Obamacare subsidies to lapse for over 20 million Americans.
December 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Having trouble coming to full wakefulness from a deep sleep? Try Painful Leg Cramp!

Get Painful Leg Cramp in your right or left calf muscle.

Possible side effects of Painful Leg Cramp include: Painful Leg Cramp.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of “American Canto”.
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This scene from the episode where Lex Luthor body swaps with the Flash is still, unironically, one of the greatest moments of DC universe.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I'd guess I've spent 3.8% of my life trying to get food out from between my teeth and completely missing it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you could imprison your grandmother in the Phantom Zone forever, would you?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sorry, Letterboxd: I’m not going to spend $20 on a one-time streaming rental.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK: PANCAKE!!!!

Did you know you can send us a picture of your pet with purchase and it won't benefit you at all but it will make me very happy
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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just for the record, I would much prefer to live in a time where all it takes to support hundreds of good local jobs is to wake up every day and buy a newspaper for a nickel from a legally employed minor with a cool hat
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yeah, whatever, DAD
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I hope this email finds you finally catching up with that accursed whale and/or roadrunner
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This is now my default response to all AI related questions and requests.
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM