Kelsey
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Opinions 100% homegrown and owned by me.
Opinions 100% homegrown and owned by me.
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Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
April 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
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snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
April 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious
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El Salvador is a contractor providing the United States with a paid service. The idea that we couldn’t get anyone they’re holding back with the snap of a finger just by asking is so ludicrous on its face, it seems less like a real excuse and more like a test of how much shit the courts will eat.
Pam Bondi: “That’s up to El Salvador if they want to return him…If they wanted to return him, we would facilitate it, meaning provide a plane.”
Nayib Bukele: “How can I return him to the U.S.? Like, I smuggle him into the U.S.?”
No, you put him on the plane the AG just said the US would provide!
Nayib Bukele: “How can I return him to the U.S.? Like, I smuggle him into the U.S.?”
No, you put him on the plane the AG just said the US would provide!
April 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
El Salvador is a contractor providing the United States with a paid service. The idea that we couldn’t get anyone they’re holding back with the snap of a finger just by asking is so ludicrous on its face, it seems less like a real excuse and more like a test of how much shit the courts will eat.
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The framing from legacy media on the Ms Rachel stuff is insane. Nowhere do they say that these are baseless claims, or that what she said (every child's life is precious and worthy) is not "Hamas propaganda." If u didn't know the background to this story and saw this post, you'd believe their smear
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The framing from legacy media on the Ms Rachel stuff is insane. Nowhere do they say that these are baseless claims, or that what she said (every child's life is precious and worthy) is not "Hamas propaganda." If u didn't know the background to this story and saw this post, you'd believe their smear
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fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
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the WH talking point seems to be "trump has been talking about tariffs for decades" which is...like, being wrong for 40 years doesn't make you less wrong? it's just more embarrassing that after all that time he still doesn't know what tariffs are. 1
April 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the WH talking point seems to be "trump has been talking about tariffs for decades" which is...like, being wrong for 40 years doesn't make you less wrong? it's just more embarrassing that after all that time he still doesn't know what tariffs are. 1
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every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
April 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being
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Trump is now making personnel decisions based on recommendations from Laura Loomer
White House fires three NSC staffers after president meets with far-right activist Laura Loomer | CNN Politics
The White House fired at least three National Security Council staffers on Wednesday, three sources familiar with the move told CNN.
www.cnn.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump is now making personnel decisions based on recommendations from Laura Loomer
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So much political discourse right now in the US is boiling down to "I didn't believe the bleeding person who told me the wolf at the door was dangerous to me. Because I thought the wolves only hunted them." And I don't know what people think can happen as long as that is still the conversation.
April 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So much political discourse right now in the US is boiling down to "I didn't believe the bleeding person who told me the wolf at the door was dangerous to me. Because I thought the wolves only hunted them." And I don't know what people think can happen as long as that is still the conversation.
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Even in dark moments, there is still beauty and humor in this stupid world
let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Even in dark moments, there is still beauty and humor in this stupid world
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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i do think we would be well advised to put ossoff on the filibuster board because it can’t hurt party favorability to have one of our hottest senators talk for 25 hours straight
April 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i do think we would be well advised to put ossoff on the filibuster board because it can’t hurt party favorability to have one of our hottest senators talk for 25 hours straight
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The future history of now will include something along the lines of "social media put billions of people worldwide in the same room together for the first time in history and it drove them absolutely insane"
April 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The future history of now will include something along the lines of "social media put billions of people worldwide in the same room together for the first time in history and it drove them absolutely insane"
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
It’s wild that you can take full control of the federal government by lying, just to keep your boot on the necks of those you despise, and then turn around and ask, “But why don’t you like the boot? It’s really important for my feelings that you like this.” Get real.
"I'm tired of being the butt of jokes and scorn because I'm a conservative woman and a mother."
I'm tired of being mocked and hated because I'm a conservative woman | Opinion
In mainstream media, women like me are portrayed through a singular lens: Our conservative beliefs. As such, we are easy to hate, mock and scorn.
www.yahoo.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s wild that you can take full control of the federal government by lying, just to keep your boot on the necks of those you despise, and then turn around and ask, “But why don’t you like the boot? It’s really important for my feelings that you like this.” Get real.
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A few years ago I visited the National Museum of African American History & Culture with my grandparents. When we stepped out of the building my grandmother kept repeating the words “I lived it. I lived it. I lived it.”
She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.
She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A few years ago I visited the National Museum of African American History & Culture with my grandparents. When we stepped out of the building my grandmother kept repeating the words “I lived it. I lived it. I lived it.”
She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.
She’s still here. That history is still in her bones. You can never erase that.
I do. Every second of it.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I do. Every second of it.
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the internet starting to re-fragment into having Actual Websites again as centralized social media self-destructs is unironically one of the absolute best, most positive things happening rn
March 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the internet starting to re-fragment into having Actual Websites again as centralized social media self-destructs is unironically one of the absolute best, most positive things happening rn
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The Atlantic after one week of good press they got purely by accident:
Can’t say I’m looking forward to several years of takes like this.
March 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Atlantic after one week of good press they got purely by accident:
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daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
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STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
March 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!
Hey just want to say that sometimes what the user does or doesn’t do IS the security vulnerability. People making software can do a lot to try and prevent that from happening but negligence or misunderstanding can never be solved with technology.
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hey just want to say that sometimes what the user does or doesn’t do IS the security vulnerability. People making software can do a lot to try and prevent that from happening but negligence or misunderstanding can never be solved with technology.
This singular paw sticking out from under the duvet was all
I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.
I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.
March 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This singular paw sticking out from under the duvet was all
I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.
I saw of the dog for most of today. Temperature regulation is key.
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you guys. young people have bank accounts. wtf do you think their venmo is connected to? they don’t have checkbooks and it’s all digital, but…you know that younger adults are normal humans, right? like, they go to school and their jobs and the store and mcdonald’s. they participate in the economy!
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
you guys. young people have bank accounts. wtf do you think their venmo is connected to? they don’t have checkbooks and it’s all digital, but…you know that younger adults are normal humans, right? like, they go to school and their jobs and the store and mcdonald’s. they participate in the economy!