kevin s pumpkin pie
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glossy depictions of a higher standard of living
If I had blown up my family to not win a Super Bowl, I would also be very happy to be calling a football game instead of having to spend Thanksgiving with my family and my ex-wife's judo instructor
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I had blown up my family to not win a Super Bowl, I would also be very happy to be calling a football game instead of having to spend Thanksgiving with my family and my ex-wife's judo instructor
Someone please slip this man a nightshade
Tom Brady really looking like Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Someone please slip this man a nightshade
happy thanksgiving
a woman is holding a dead chicken in her hands and says `` bon appetit ! ''
Alt: a woman is holding a dead chicken in her hands and says `` bon appetit ! ''
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November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
happy thanksgiving
Reposted by kevin s pumpkin pie
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
the best way to deal with conservative family members on Thanksgiving is to spend the day somewhere else with people you like
EVERGREEN SKEET
Get Bruce Pearl off my television
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
EVERGREEN SKEET
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
With god as my witness, I will never end my search for the mythical Fifth Loko
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
With god as my witness, I will never end my search for the mythical Fifth Loko
This year I'm thankful for the same thing I am every year: that I did not marry into a turkey trot family
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This year I'm thankful for the same thing I am every year: that I did not marry into a turkey trot family
This is your annual reminder that to safely thaw your under-12 pound turkey in the fridge, move that bad boy immediately.
If it's much bigger than that? You're gonna want to thaw in the sink. Think 30 minutes per pound, and you'll want to change the water that regularly.
If it's much bigger than that? You're gonna want to thaw in the sink. Think 30 minutes per pound, and you'll want to change the water that regularly.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is your annual reminder that to safely thaw your under-12 pound turkey in the fridge, move that bad boy immediately.
If it's much bigger than that? You're gonna want to thaw in the sink. Think 30 minutes per pound, and you'll want to change the water that regularly.
If it's much bigger than that? You're gonna want to thaw in the sink. Think 30 minutes per pound, and you'll want to change the water that regularly.
Feel the rhythm!
Folks, Jamaica has won a bobsled gold medal!
For the first time ever in the nation's sliding history, Jamaica has a gold medal in international competition, with Shane Pitter winning gold in the four-man North American Cup competition in Whistler
Race recap: www.slidingonice.com?p=13180
For the first time ever in the nation's sliding history, Jamaica has a gold medal in international competition, with Shane Pitter winning gold in the four-man North American Cup competition in Whistler
Race recap: www.slidingonice.com?p=13180
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Feel the rhythm!
This is the most important thing Shea Serrano has ever written
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is the most important thing Shea Serrano has ever written
A simpler reminder that the textbook for James Gunn's DCU to bridge the gap between his teased JSA and the modern era is James Robinson's Starman
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A simpler reminder that the textbook for James Gunn's DCU to bridge the gap between his teased JSA and the modern era is James Robinson's Starman
If anybody wants to know what to get me for my birthday
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If anybody wants to know what to get me for my birthday
My dad was CFO for a medium-sized business. His HR manager reported to him for no good reason, so my dinner table was nothing but HR horror stories. One day he said he didn't know what to do, so he called Todd, the HR lawyer.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My dad was CFO for a medium-sized business. His HR manager reported to him for no good reason, so my dinner table was nothing but HR horror stories. One day he said he didn't know what to do, so he called Todd, the HR lawyer.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
3-0 in the 79th. They've shit the bed and the whole bedroom, too
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
3-0 in the 79th. They've shit the bed and the whole bedroom, too
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
how can you not be romantic about baseball
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
how can you not be romantic about baseball
"A Beef Log for Christmas" was my favorite Jenna Jameson movie
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"A Beef Log for Christmas" was my favorite Jenna Jameson movie
The worst thing to happen in Perth since Eagles were formed
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The worst thing to happen in Perth since Eagles were formed
which of the biological and psychological factors is endemic to this fucking hellscape, cnn?
Why this nighttime anxiety happens is likely a mix of biological and psychological factors, experts said. https://cnn.it/43IJXxk
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
which of the biological and psychological factors is endemic to this fucking hellscape, cnn?
Honestly, this is what you deserve for wanting to watch the Yankees
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
Learn more: https://atmlb.com/4r9W14K
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Honestly, this is what you deserve for wanting to watch the Yankees
Who else?!?
2X TEMVP 🐐
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who else?!?
... this is straight-up a still from the opening scroll of a post-apocalyptic movie where zombie Timothee Chalamet goes on a journey to avenge his family and discovers that the government is nothing more than a series of increasingly-drunk versions of Johnny Depp
The Trump administration said it has loaned Constellation Energy Corp $1 billion to restart its nuclear reactor at a Pennsylvania plant formerly known as Three Mile Island. https://cnn.it/4oOopbd
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
... this is straight-up a still from the opening scroll of a post-apocalyptic movie where zombie Timothee Chalamet goes on a journey to avenge his family and discovers that the government is nothing more than a series of increasingly-drunk versions of Johnny Depp