andrew W
@redheron.bsky.social
Co-host of Unrequited, a podcast about breakups.
current number of bird tattoos: 5
current number of bird tattoos: 5
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17112 minutes with penis in hand
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
17112 minutes with penis in hand
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
452 cums
average session 18 minutes
favorite search: husband and wife making love
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Why must a movie be “good”? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, blue?
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why must a movie be “good”? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, blue?
oh no
I want to recommend "Sentimental Value" but I think you're only going to get a lot out of it if you have a very specific relationship with your father (you're still in his life, he fucked you up deeply, and you try to communicate but neither really knows how exactly)
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
oh no
finally Thanksgiving is fully over so I am allowed to say I'm not Thankful for Shit. I want more stuff
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
finally Thanksgiving is fully over so I am allowed to say I'm not Thankful for Shit. I want more stuff
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I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I contain multitudes
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
Oh
Oh shit
My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
great price for this hidden gem
Elden Ring (PS5/PS4/XSX) is $15 on Walmart+ Early access buff.ly/YYyFcGJ #ad
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
great price for this hidden gem
very stoked for this one!
Death Howl (PS5/Switch) up for preorder at VGP ($31.92 US Dollars) buff.ly/C4XtwbA #ad
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
very stoked for this one!
people are dying in the street man
“Capitalism forces you to wake up at 7am against your body’s natural rhythms” no that’s Taylorism and if you don’t like living in a society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all then I don’t think you’ll love the alternatives
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
people are dying in the street man
wasn't his stop
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
wasn't his stop
look it's w/e but I would die for denji chainsaw man
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
look it's w/e but I would die for denji chainsaw man
I mean everything else being true about this that is also just not a good sentence. it's a badly written sentence
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I mean everything else being true about this that is also just not a good sentence. it's a badly written sentence
every day is a good day to watch To Live and Die in LA (1985) dir. William Friedkin
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
every day is a good day to watch To Live and Die in LA (1985) dir. William Friedkin
as a straight white man, I should be killed immediately
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
as a straight white man, I should be killed immediately
Savannah, Georgia
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Savannah, Georgia
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I'm fact if you're gonna wear them you should be in mild danger of showing a little nut
"shorts" should be short, it's right there in the name, long shorts make you look like that one photo of Kevin Smith
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm fact if you're gonna wear them you should be in mild danger of showing a little nut
being a human baby is extremely unprofitable
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
being a human baby is extremely unprofitable
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time
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counterpoint: no it isn't
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
counterpoint: no it isn't
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Share if you agree
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Share if you agree
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Y'all got being a hater so fucked up.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Y'all got being a hater so fucked up.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
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the closer a fanart depiction of hornet is to a sexy naked woman the more im like nice this rules i love naked women, what a treat, but also thats not best girl
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the closer a fanart depiction of hornet is to a sexy naked woman the more im like nice this rules i love naked women, what a treat, but also thats not best girl
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !