Matt
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sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose.
mostly here for commiserating over the current dumpster fire in office, but also Go Brewers.
mostly here for commiserating over the current dumpster fire in office, but also Go Brewers.
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honestly the most interesting thing in sports right now.
justified “FUCK ICE” chants (never gets old) #AEWDynamite
February 19, 2026 at 1:47 AM
honestly the most interesting thing in sports right now.
anderson cooper was on 60 minutes?
Anderson Cooper said he was leaving his correspondent role at “60 Minutes” on CBS, but would continue his anchor job at CNN. nyti.ms/4kEZNA4
Anderson Cooper Is Leaving ’60 Minutes’
Mr. Cooper said in a statement that he was leaving as a correspondent for the show to focus on his CNN program and spend more time with his children.
nyti.ms
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
anderson cooper was on 60 minutes?
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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This story is really something else!!! (gift link)
A Pilot Fired Over Kristi Noem’s Missing Blanket and the Constant Chaos Inside DHS
Secretary faces fire for confrontational immigration crackdown and self-promotional style; White House to wind down Minnesota operations.
www.wsj.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
This story is really something else!!! (gift link)
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
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Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
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The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!
Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
just saw my GP for the annual checkup and he said Fuckin’ three times.
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
just saw my GP for the annual checkup and he said Fuckin’ three times.
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
honestly, though, Canada hasn't won a cup in over 30 years. they won't miss it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
honestly, though, Canada hasn't won a cup in over 30 years. they won't miss it.
this is really good and infuriating. www.inquirer.com/opinion/jeff...
Europe is holding its Epstein creeps accountable. Why can’t we? | Will Bunch
Europeans are pushing to hold Jeffrey Epstein's creepy pals, including billionaires like Elon Musk, accountable. The U.S.? Not so much.
www.inquirer.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
this is really good and infuriating. www.inquirer.com/opinion/jeff...
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
they played like three songs from American Idiot.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
they played like three songs from American Idiot.
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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Hooooo boy does this suck.
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Hooooo boy does this suck.
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here are your Anti-ICE whistles and a PPV of AEW for some reason
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Welcome to Bluesky. Here are your Anti-ICE whistles and a PPV of AEW for some reason
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
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They gotta go to prison
Steve Bannon: “You’re damn right we’re gonna have ICE surround the polls come November.”
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
They gotta go to prison
The Bouncing Souls - Wish Me Well (You Can Go To Hell)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The Bouncing Souls - Wish Me Well (You Can Go To Hell)
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seeing what happened to this little guy made me as angry as i've ever been about politics and his release, while terrific news, has me doing the full "but i'm a superstitious man..." speech from the godfather in my living room
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
seeing what happened to this little guy made me as angry as i've ever been about politics and his release, while terrific news, has me doing the full "but i'm a superstitious man..." speech from the godfather in my living room
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Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?