RealNG
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Pen15 Club member in good standing.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)
September 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)
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Zuck: The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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@alexschmidty.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social
Thinking about the sifpod cheddar cheese episode.
Thinking about the sifpod cheddar cheese episode.
March 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@alexschmidty.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social
Thinking about the sifpod cheddar cheese episode.
Thinking about the sifpod cheddar cheese episode.
Head-to-leg and head-to-leg.
March 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Head-to-leg and head-to-leg.
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inside of you are two beavii
March 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
inside of you are two beavii
Update: They are touching!
March 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Update: They are touching!
Holy shit they might snuggle.
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Holy shit they might snuggle.
If I didn't already have a thousand cats I'd yoink these two in a heartbeat. Any takers?
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If I didn't already have a thousand cats I'd yoink these two in a heartbeat. Any takers?
This little angel sleeps like a baby after battling the vet tech. It's not personal. They try to give her Solensia and she tries to draw blood. This agreement was made long ago.
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This little angel sleeps like a baby after battling the vet tech. It's not personal. They try to give her Solensia and she tries to draw blood. This agreement was made long ago.
After a hard morning of tear-assing around the house, fights the sleep that will give him the energy to keep tear-assing around the house in another hour or so.
January 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
After a hard morning of tear-assing around the house, fights the sleep that will give him the energy to keep tear-assing around the house in another hour or so.
Not all prisons have bars.
January 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not all prisons have bars.
A rare shot of the younger (Archie, 18 mos) not attempting to flying tackle the elder (Rosie, 14 yrs).
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A rare shot of the younger (Archie, 18 mos) not attempting to flying tackle the elder (Rosie, 14 yrs).
Look at my cat. He sleeps so dumb. I love him.
January 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Look at my cat. He sleeps so dumb. I love him.
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"Snap into a Slim Jim" is slang for reading a heavily edited down version of the King James Bible.
December 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
"Snap into a Slim Jim" is slang for reading a heavily edited down version of the King James Bible.
17 people follow me, but if any of them live in MD and are interested in a new kitty, consider this one!
I have a big ask from our local partner shelter. Beautiful, sweet blind cat Helen has had three approved adopters, but when the time comes to take her home, none of them have showed up. Can we find Helen a loving home at last? She’s been there since she was a baby! www.petfinder.com/cat/helen-71...
December 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
17 people follow me, but if any of them live in MD and are interested in a new kitty, consider this one!
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you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
you (plebeian, unrefined): Die Hard is a Christmas movie
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
me (worldly, sophisticated): Die Hard is a Christmas film
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This is the first time Rosie has snuggled with another cat in about a decade.
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 AM
This is the first time Rosie has snuggled with another cat in about a decade.
I lost a number of pets over the last few years, but Rosie, the cat I've had the longest (14 years!) is still kicking. I try to take a minute to enjoy when we're hanging out because I never know how much time we have left.
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I lost a number of pets over the last few years, but Rosie, the cat I've had the longest (14 years!) is still kicking. I try to take a minute to enjoy when we're hanging out because I never know how much time we have left.