reallyjoel
@reallyjoel.bsky.social
Game developer, aspiring drummer, disc golfer and chicken farmer
Hi Hungry, I'm dad.
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hi Hungry, I'm dad.
They moved a whole church, on stream! The end of day celebrations were so beautiful I had to clip it youtu.be/kDR76tfYM_w
We moved a church! Fanfare!
YouTube video by Joel Nyström
youtu.be
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
They moved a whole church, on stream! The end of day celebrations were so beautiful I had to clip it youtu.be/kDR76tfYM_w
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🌀CROSSOVER #7/30: Slap City by @ludosity.bsky.social
Roll up your shirt and jean shorts! Slap City is bringing the iconic Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 and some enemies into Abomi Nation: Monster Rifts!
More crossovers every day on Kickstarter!
Full post: www.kickstarter.com/projects/470...
Roll up your shirt and jean shorts! Slap City is bringing the iconic Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 and some enemies into Abomi Nation: Monster Rifts!
More crossovers every day on Kickstarter!
Full post: www.kickstarter.com/projects/470...
August 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🌀CROSSOVER #7/30: Slap City by @ludosity.bsky.social
Roll up your shirt and jean shorts! Slap City is bringing the iconic Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 and some enemies into Abomi Nation: Monster Rifts!
More crossovers every day on Kickstarter!
Full post: www.kickstarter.com/projects/470...
Roll up your shirt and jean shorts! Slap City is bringing the iconic Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 and some enemies into Abomi Nation: Monster Rifts!
More crossovers every day on Kickstarter!
Full post: www.kickstarter.com/projects/470...
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cats love puking on the carpet
April 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
cats love puking on the carpet
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In 2022, Raven Software workers became the first unit at Activision Blizzard to form a union.
Now, they've secured a first contract ensuring wage increases and the elimination of mandatory crunch. #unionstrong 💪
Now, they've secured a first contract ensuring wage increases and the elimination of mandatory crunch. #unionstrong 💪
Raven Software Workers Secure First Contract at Microsoft
The contract builds on the recent organizing momentum by Microsoft video game workers organizing with CWA to raise standards across the video game industry.
cwa-union.org
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
In 2022, Raven Software workers became the first unit at Activision Blizzard to form a union.
Now, they've secured a first contract ensuring wage increases and the elimination of mandatory crunch. #unionstrong 💪
Now, they've secured a first contract ensuring wage increases and the elimination of mandatory crunch. #unionstrong 💪
The real cowards are the ones who stick with one pattern forever
Am I alone in being a 1-3-5-2-4-1??
Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.
Announce yourselves, cowards!
Announce yourselves, cowards!
July 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The real cowards are the ones who stick with one pattern forever
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value
single player - you're the only human there
multiplayer - other humans in the same game!
NEW! antiplayer - it's with other players, but you can't come within 50 meters of anyone else and it's forbidden to communicate
I'm pitching this next GDC
multiplayer - other humans in the same game!
NEW! antiplayer - it's with other players, but you can't come within 50 meters of anyone else and it's forbidden to communicate
I'm pitching this next GDC
April 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
single player - you're the only human there
multiplayer - other humans in the same game!
NEW! antiplayer - it's with other players, but you can't come within 50 meters of anyone else and it's forbidden to communicate
I'm pitching this next GDC
multiplayer - other humans in the same game!
NEW! antiplayer - it's with other players, but you can't come within 50 meters of anyone else and it's forbidden to communicate
I'm pitching this next GDC
I took 3 photos of our house / pets and had an AI convert them to Ghibli style, but I don't think there's a safe space for me to post them anywhere.. hm, maybe Facebook?
Oh well, guess my gf is the only who will ever see them!
Oh well, guess my gf is the only who will ever see them!
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I took 3 photos of our house / pets and had an AI convert them to Ghibli style, but I don't think there's a safe space for me to post them anywhere.. hm, maybe Facebook?
Oh well, guess my gf is the only who will ever see them!
Oh well, guess my gf is the only who will ever see them!
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It's out!!
We have finally released 🌊🏡River Towns!🏡🌊
A puzzle city builder. I'm incredibly proud of everyone who contributed to the game.
Go play it! (Also, reviews help us a lot!)
#indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder
store.steampowered.com/app/2485350/...
We have finally released 🌊🏡River Towns!🏡🌊
A puzzle city builder. I'm incredibly proud of everyone who contributed to the game.
Go play it! (Also, reviews help us a lot!)
#indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder
store.steampowered.com/app/2485350/...
Save 10% on River Towns on Steam
Solve puzzles by placing buildings and creating vibrant cities in River Towns. Each district has its own style and shapes, making every level a new challenge. Help to restore and rebuild our River Tow...
store.steampowered.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's out!!
We have finally released 🌊🏡River Towns!🏡🌊
A puzzle city builder. I'm incredibly proud of everyone who contributed to the game.
Go play it! (Also, reviews help us a lot!)
#indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder
store.steampowered.com/app/2485350/...
We have finally released 🌊🏡River Towns!🏡🌊
A puzzle city builder. I'm incredibly proud of everyone who contributed to the game.
Go play it! (Also, reviews help us a lot!)
#indiedev #gamedev #citybuilder
store.steampowered.com/app/2485350/...
which turtle is this?
March 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
which turtle is this?
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jc denton: paul. i've decided i'm not going to work for unatco.
paul denton: oh yeah? what's your new career, then?
jc: being the guy who makes up names for store brand sodas.
paul: hit me with your best.
jc: 'mr. flavor'.
paul, internally: god damn he's good.
paul denton: oh yeah? what's your new career, then?
jc: being the guy who makes up names for store brand sodas.
paul: hit me with your best.
jc: 'mr. flavor'.
paul, internally: god damn he's good.
March 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
jc denton: paul. i've decided i'm not going to work for unatco.
paul denton: oh yeah? what's your new career, then?
jc: being the guy who makes up names for store brand sodas.
paul: hit me with your best.
jc: 'mr. flavor'.
paul, internally: god damn he's good.
paul denton: oh yeah? what's your new career, then?
jc: being the guy who makes up names for store brand sodas.
paul: hit me with your best.
jc: 'mr. flavor'.
paul, internally: god damn he's good.
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Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
January 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lennon-McCartney was a traveling musician-sage from the British Province of the Western Empire. His devotees briefly eclipsed the Jesus school in influence. Over 1,000 songs have been attributed to him.
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A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable
Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”
Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”
February 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A Computer Can Never Be Held Accountable
Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”
Therefore A Computer Must Always Make Every Management Decision So You Can Say “Don’t Blame Me, Take It Up With Executron The All-Knowing”
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The cars keep lurching to the far right.
Tesla is recalling more than 375,000 vehicles due to a power steering issue.
Tesla recalling more than 375,000 vehicles due to power steering issue
Tesla is recalling more than 375,000 vehicles due to a power steering issue.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The cars keep lurching to the far right.
I don't know what any of this means, I'm just fascinated by how some think that you have to always eat two slices of bread, otherwise it's some sort of exotic variant
It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.
February 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I don't know what any of this means, I'm just fascinated by how some think that you have to always eat two slices of bread, otherwise it's some sort of exotic variant
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What's a fun starting point / set of libraries for starting a new game project in C?
January 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
What's a fun starting point / set of libraries for starting a new game project in C?
time to log in to tarkov, collect my bitcoins, reluctantly gear up with some task in mind, go in and immediately die to some bullshit, log out
January 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM
time to log in to tarkov, collect my bitcoins, reluctantly gear up with some task in mind, go in and immediately die to some bullshit, log out
okay, just clocked my first unassisted rubiks cube at 3:27.
i should get down to a minute flat within a week or two. posting here to hold myself to it =)
#riveting #newsflash
i should get down to a minute flat within a week or two. posting here to hold myself to it =)
#riveting #newsflash
January 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
okay, just clocked my first unassisted rubiks cube at 3:27.
i should get down to a minute flat within a week or two. posting here to hold myself to it =)
#riveting #newsflash
i should get down to a minute flat within a week or two. posting here to hold myself to it =)
#riveting #newsflash
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Calling someone "overly sensitive":
- bad
- favors negative feelings
- makes them sound weak, like a child
Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine":
- good
- incorporates all possible feelings
- makes them sound strong, like the PS2
- bad
- favors negative feelings
- makes them sound weak, like a child
Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine":
- good
- incorporates all possible feelings
- makes them sound strong, like the PS2
December 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Calling someone "overly sensitive":
- bad
- favors negative feelings
- makes them sound weak, like a child
Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine":
- good
- incorporates all possible feelings
- makes them sound strong, like the PS2
- bad
- favors negative feelings
- makes them sound weak, like a child
Saying someone is "powered by the Emotion engine":
- good
- incorporates all possible feelings
- makes them sound strong, like the PS2
This is a Unity slider, I want to display its value without involving a script that has to have a member reference to it, is it possible to do something like this?
December 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
This is a Unity slider, I want to display its value without involving a script that has to have a member reference to it, is it possible to do something like this?
So.. what is bluesky anyway? And what's mastodon? Are they the same tech? Is there any crossover posting?
December 13, 2024 at 10:08 AM
So.. what is bluesky anyway? And what's mastodon? Are they the same tech? Is there any crossover posting?