Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
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Viva la resistance
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I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
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Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
· Sep 28
It may be a little early, but fuck it, I'll throw my mask into the 2028 presidential race.
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
America...
I give up.
To many of you are sitting around complaining about having Nazis running your country, and waiting on someone else to do something.
You're going to have to get your own hands dirty. You aren't going to simply vote this out. Take real action, remove Republicans by any means.
I give up.
To many of you are sitting around complaining about having Nazis running your country, and waiting on someone else to do something.
You're going to have to get your own hands dirty. You aren't going to simply vote this out. Take real action, remove Republicans by any means.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
America...
I give up.
To many of you are sitting around complaining about having Nazis running your country, and waiting on someone else to do something.
You're going to have to get your own hands dirty. You aren't going to simply vote this out. Take real action, remove Republicans by any means.
I give up.
To many of you are sitting around complaining about having Nazis running your country, and waiting on someone else to do something.
You're going to have to get your own hands dirty. You aren't going to simply vote this out. Take real action, remove Republicans by any means.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I dunno what Hakeem Jeffries is trending here for but I’m sure it’s because he was being a shitbag. Again. So lemme say it just to say it:
Any electoral gains Dems make in next couple years won’t matter a good goddamn if this party’s leadership is still in place. Tell your reps to speak the fuck up
Any electoral gains Dems make in next couple years won’t matter a good goddamn if this party’s leadership is still in place. Tell your reps to speak the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I dunno what Hakeem Jeffries is trending here for but I’m sure it’s because he was being a shitbag. Again. So lemme say it just to say it:
Any electoral gains Dems make in next couple years won’t matter a good goddamn if this party’s leadership is still in place. Tell your reps to speak the fuck up
Any electoral gains Dems make in next couple years won’t matter a good goddamn if this party’s leadership is still in place. Tell your reps to speak the fuck up
Unusually quick considering the results are highly questionable, with 31,000 votes appearing from thin air to fill that last 0.6% that only represented about a thousand
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Unusually quick considering the results are highly questionable, with 31,000 votes appearing from thin air to fill that last 0.6% that only represented about a thousand
Shame the Democrats didn't think to do this a year ago when the presidential election came in looking about as suspicious as passing for groceries worth monopoly money.
BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...
BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee
They’re questioning how 31,000 additional votes appeared with 99.4% votes counted - and that's not all.
open.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Shame the Democrats didn't think to do this a year ago when the presidential election came in looking about as suspicious as passing for groceries worth monopoly money.
Ahhh yes, we'll legislate against Trump, because Dems totally have enough power to pass legislation that Trump will sign....
Dems don't know how to function under fascism. You can't fight fascism as the minority party without making the fascist afraid to be fascists.
Fascists need to die
Dems don't know how to function under fascism. You can't fight fascism as the minority party without making the fascist afraid to be fascists.
Fascists need to die
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ahhh yes, we'll legislate against Trump, because Dems totally have enough power to pass legislation that Trump will sign....
Dems don't know how to function under fascism. You can't fight fascism as the minority party without making the fascist afraid to be fascists.
Fascists need to die
Dems don't know how to function under fascism. You can't fight fascism as the minority party without making the fascist afraid to be fascists.
Fascists need to die
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December 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
They "ended" the war on women. The child rapists won....
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They "ended" the war on women. The child rapists won....
Having the job he had but failing to follow much news is dereliction of duty.
Tiny Lil Johnson should resign since he's incapable of the absolute minimum required by his job.
Start calling and demanding he resign every fucking day
Tiny Lil Johnson should resign since he's incapable of the absolute minimum required by his job.
Start calling and demanding he resign every fucking day
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Having the job he had but failing to follow much news is dereliction of duty.
Tiny Lil Johnson should resign since he's incapable of the absolute minimum required by his job.
Start calling and demanding he resign every fucking day
Tiny Lil Johnson should resign since he's incapable of the absolute minimum required by his job.
Start calling and demanding he resign every fucking day
You're not fucking there to make money!
GOP lawmaker whines over insider trading ban: 'It's not easy' to make money in Congress
www.rawstory.com
GOP lawmaker whines over insider trading ban: 'It's not easy' to make money in Congress
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December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You're not fucking there to make money!
From a man who the Trump admin "vetted" and allowed entry into the country.
Why is it so impossible for media in this shithole country to call out the nazi child rapist at the top?
Why is it so impossible for media in this shithole country to call out the nazi child rapist at the top?
BERMAN: How many of the 40,000 people born in Somalia living in Minnesota do you consider to be garbage?
McLAUGHLIN: We're really looking at the data
BERMAN: All of them?
McLAUGHLIN: This is not about politics. This is about public safety. We saw the terrorist attack against us last week.
McLAUGHLIN: We're really looking at the data
BERMAN: All of them?
McLAUGHLIN: This is not about politics. This is about public safety. We saw the terrorist attack against us last week.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
From a man who the Trump admin "vetted" and allowed entry into the country.
Why is it so impossible for media in this shithole country to call out the nazi child rapist at the top?
Why is it so impossible for media in this shithole country to call out the nazi child rapist at the top?
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Drooly the Clown loves giving sloppy blowjobs with tons of drool and a nice facial!
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December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Unless they're suggesting he raped or murdered those kids, it's the way crimes/mass murder.
No, it’s because he’s a lying, cocky, murderous, drunk, Trump kiss ass, can’t do his job SOB! There is more but I’ll let you guys say the rest.
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Unless they're suggesting he raped or murdered those kids, it's the way crimes/mass murder.
Nah, Epps should be forced to wait almost 2 months to take that seat
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Nah, Epps should be forced to wait almost 2 months to take that seat
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Enjoy the tease
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Enjoy the tease
Unpopular opinion, but democrats in office should fear their base the way Republicans fear theirs.
If they can't or won't fight back against the Trump nazi pedo regime, then they shouldn't be in office and should fear for more than just their jobs.
If they can't or won't fight back against the Trump nazi pedo regime, then they shouldn't be in office and should fear for more than just their jobs.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Unpopular opinion, but democrats in office should fear their base the way Republicans fear theirs.
If they can't or won't fight back against the Trump nazi pedo regime, then they shouldn't be in office and should fear for more than just their jobs.
If they can't or won't fight back against the Trump nazi pedo regime, then they shouldn't be in office and should fear for more than just their jobs.
I'd kill for a reporter with the courage to ask tiny Johnson, "isn't keeping up with the going ons of the administration the majority of your job? Shouldn't you resign for failure to do your fucking job? "
Mike Johnson suffers from a sensory deprivation condition common among Republicans: He can't see or hear anything inconvenient.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'd kill for a reporter with the courage to ask tiny Johnson, "isn't keeping up with the going ons of the administration the majority of your job? Shouldn't you resign for failure to do your fucking job? "
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Got the worst bathing suit ever and I love it.
Not to mention it’s so fucking snug on my body it feels like being groped. I’m so not mad about it.
#nafwsky #nipslip #titsout #brandednotbranded #nipplerings #pinknipples #cleavage #breasts #plumptits #swollentits #tattoos #foxfilth
Not to mention it’s so fucking snug on my body it feels like being groped. I’m so not mad about it.
#nafwsky #nipslip #titsout #brandednotbranded #nipplerings #pinknipples #cleavage #breasts #plumptits #swollentits #tattoos #foxfilth
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Got the worst bathing suit ever and I love it.
Not to mention it’s so fucking snug on my body it feels like being groped. I’m so not mad about it.
#nafwsky #nipslip #titsout #brandednotbranded #nipplerings #pinknipples #cleavage #breasts #plumptits #swollentits #tattoos #foxfilth
Not to mention it’s so fucking snug on my body it feels like being groped. I’m so not mad about it.
#nafwsky #nipslip #titsout #brandednotbranded #nipplerings #pinknipples #cleavage #breasts #plumptits #swollentits #tattoos #foxfilth
So, the man in charge isn't even making decisions?
You understand why this is worse, right???
If this is true, Pete should resign and face charges for dereliction of duty leading to mass murder.
You understand why this is worse, right???
If this is true, Pete should resign and face charges for dereliction of duty leading to mass murder.
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So, the man in charge isn't even making decisions?
You understand why this is worse, right???
If this is true, Pete should resign and face charges for dereliction of duty leading to mass murder.
You understand why this is worse, right???
If this is true, Pete should resign and face charges for dereliction of duty leading to mass murder.
Unpopular opinion
If you voted for a 3rd party in 2024, you supported trumps victory.
You knew 3rd party would never win, but you decided that it didn't matter. You were perfectly fine installing literal Nazis if it meant democrats lost.
You are the problem.
If you disagree, fuck you.
If you voted for a 3rd party in 2024, you supported trumps victory.
You knew 3rd party would never win, but you decided that it didn't matter. You were perfectly fine installing literal Nazis if it meant democrats lost.
You are the problem.
If you disagree, fuck you.
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Unpopular opinion
If you voted for a 3rd party in 2024, you supported trumps victory.
You knew 3rd party would never win, but you decided that it didn't matter. You were perfectly fine installing literal Nazis if it meant democrats lost.
You are the problem.
If you disagree, fuck you.
If you voted for a 3rd party in 2024, you supported trumps victory.
You knew 3rd party would never win, but you decided that it didn't matter. You were perfectly fine installing literal Nazis if it meant democrats lost.
You are the problem.
If you disagree, fuck you.