Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
This is what they voted for
If only they knew then that they were voting against themselves and the country.
We tried to warn them.
FAFO at its finest.
Shame the rest of us must suffer their idiocy as well.
If only they knew then that they were voting against themselves and the country.
We tried to warn them.
FAFO at its finest.
Shame the rest of us must suffer their idiocy as well.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is what they voted for
If only they knew then that they were voting against themselves and the country.
We tried to warn them.
FAFO at its finest.
Shame the rest of us must suffer their idiocy as well.
If only they knew then that they were voting against themselves and the country.
We tried to warn them.
FAFO at its finest.
Shame the rest of us must suffer their idiocy as well.
I can't hear Leavitt over the sound of her sniffing around trumps bowels.
And remind my miss Lie'aboutit, which party controls all 3 branches of government, and could pass a budget with a simple majority via rule change. Certainly isn't the Dems, or the economy would be roaring.
And remind my miss Lie'aboutit, which party controls all 3 branches of government, and could pass a budget with a simple majority via rule change. Certainly isn't the Dems, or the economy would be roaring.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can't hear Leavitt over the sound of her sniffing around trumps bowels.
And remind my miss Lie'aboutit, which party controls all 3 branches of government, and could pass a budget with a simple majority via rule change. Certainly isn't the Dems, or the economy would be roaring.
And remind my miss Lie'aboutit, which party controls all 3 branches of government, and could pass a budget with a simple majority via rule change. Certainly isn't the Dems, or the economy would be roaring.
For all those MAGAts screaming about it being their choice....
Your life, my knife. We'll slit their fucking throats if we catch them acting on that ideal, every single time, gleefully, and with no remorse.
Your life, my knife. We'll slit their fucking throats if we catch them acting on that ideal, every single time, gleefully, and with no remorse.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For all those MAGAts screaming about it being their choice....
Your life, my knife. We'll slit their fucking throats if we catch them acting on that ideal, every single time, gleefully, and with no remorse.
Your life, my knife. We'll slit their fucking throats if we catch them acting on that ideal, every single time, gleefully, and with no remorse.
It had EVERY right to look that good. HOW DARE YOU!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It had EVERY right to look that good. HOW DARE YOU!!!