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Cobra Commander

@realbadcobra.bsky.social

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Leader of Cobra Viva la resistance If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me. I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs

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Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 18d

It may be a little early, but fuck it, I'll throw my mask into the 2028 presidential race.

Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax

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Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 5h

Shame she never had this energy when it would have mattered

White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 8h

Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 5h

The nazi pedo party won't condemn this, because they're all Nazis and pedophiles

This meme is gonna get a lot of use over the next decade or 10 at this rate...

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Lucy Fairchild 😇 @lucyfairchild.bsky.social · 9h

Tomorrow is the day! Did you know I offer face sitting in solo AND doubles sessions? That’s right! This weekend I’m offering doubles with @misshoneyanal-kiki.bsky.social on Friday and @daisydukes.bsky.social on Sunday! For those who love the voluptuous on top of you! Only at @venusbabes.bsky.social

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8h

Portland has fallen!

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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 1d

He had one job…🤦‍♀️

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EG12 @eg12.bsky.social · 5h

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Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 11h

Did you really have to call it that? I know they're both dicks, but no one needs that mental image!

Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 11h

Cobra fully endorses G.I Joe and their current nazi leaders.

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Gorgeous Girls @babes2025.bsky.social · 17h

#nude

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Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 11h

At this point, I'm convinced our species will be extinct within another 50 years.

Cobra announces that it's joining the war on Nature.

On the side of Nature.

Humanity going extinct will at least give life a chance to continue to thrive on this world. Fuck us for destroying our home.

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Civil & Human Rights Activist “Bad” Brad Berkwitt @badbrad2024.bsky.social · 11h

If it were Dems or black people, that fat trailer park white trash couch fucker JD Vance would call for a public hanging!

Fuck J (Just) D (A Dick) and his cosigning wife!

I. Fucking. Said. It.

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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 1d

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22h

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Cobra Commander @realbadcobra.bsky.social · 11h

I'll show you mine, as soon as you explain why your sister is also your mother and your aunt.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16d

they have yet to invent calipers for this physiognomy

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May I see your residence permit?
#ICE #Remigration

a german white guy who is a fan of AfD in an ICE tshirt. he has reddish facial hair & some hair on his head. it is difficult to tell how much hair on his head though as his head shape is one i’ve not yet seen. like they put rubber bands around the midpoint of his head when the fontanelle was still soft to form some mutated peanut shape of some sort. of course his pfp is an ai cartoon version that omits these details.

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John F Leech🦋💙 @jfleech3.bsky.social · 13h

MAGA HYPROCRISY

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 15h

🚨IRS, FBI, Federal Marshals, MPD, DEA, ICE, HLS, and ATF here to “investigate” this woman. Suspicious for being black? The regime has made their white supremacism clear. The time for us to reject it is NOW!