another ray
@rayclone.bsky.social
Lousy Sheriff
Run me out of town
He’s lost my vote
please don’t tell people how I live:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywl5ztlbqnee6jltf7ga4zli/feed/aaaen2pzmz33i
Run me out of town
He’s lost my vote
please don’t tell people how I live:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywl5ztlbqnee6jltf7ga4zli/feed/aaaen2pzmz33i
Toll bridge
Pay wall
Fee fence
Invoice escalator
IOU trap door
Pay wall
Fee fence
Invoice escalator
IOU trap door
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Toll bridge
Pay wall
Fee fence
Invoice escalator
IOU trap door
Pay wall
Fee fence
Invoice escalator
IOU trap door
The new go live feature implies that the default mode is stay dead
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The new go live feature implies that the default mode is stay dead
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pet Slop Boys
Pet Slop Boys
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Poundgarden
Poundgarden
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pearl Ham.
Pearl Ham.
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pet Slop Boys
Pet Slop Boys
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this thread 😭😹
excuse me
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
this thread 😭😹
The digital scale shutting off whilst measuring ingredients is the height of rudeness
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The digital scale shutting off whilst measuring ingredients is the height of rudeness
For a small fee, the FIFA peace prize can be shared or transferred to others.
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
For a small fee, the FIFA peace prize can be shared or transferred to others.
Death, taxes, and the recipient list for the Nobel Peace Prize i guess
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Death, taxes, and the recipient list for the Nobel Peace Prize i guess
Tomorrow is another day [threatening]
January 8, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Tomorrow is another day [threatening]
Dummies acting as though Santa hasn’t already started making a new list for next Christmas
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Dummies acting as though Santa hasn’t already started making a new list for next Christmas
Still not touching this, MC Hammer. Please advise.
Still celebrating those good times, Kool and the Gang. Please advise.
Still having good times, Chic. Please advise
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Still not touching this, MC Hammer. Please advise.
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Shout out to all the dogs out there trying missionary position. You are seen and appreciated.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Shout out to all the dogs out there trying missionary position. You are seen and appreciated.
Paw Patrol: Modern Warfare
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Paw Patrol: Modern Warfare
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gm but only to other people injured in the night by sleep
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
gm but only to other people injured in the night by sleep
What’s everyone’s favorite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
“Your overconfidence is your weakness”
“Your faith in your Avatars is yours”
Mine is:
“Your overconfidence is your weakness”
“Your faith in your Avatars is yours”
What’s everyone’s favorite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
“I coulda been somebody! I coulda been an Avatar!”
Mine is:
“I coulda been somebody! I coulda been an Avatar!”
What’s everyone’s favorite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
“You brought Avatar back into the house. I had forgotten.”
Mine is:
“You brought Avatar back into the house. I had forgotten.”
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What’s everyone’s favorite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
“Your overconfidence is your weakness”
“Your faith in your Avatars is yours”
Mine is:
“Your overconfidence is your weakness”
“Your faith in your Avatars is yours”
[the radio] the Christmas music stays on until morale improves
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
[the radio] the Christmas music stays on until morale improves
[surveying the room with hands on hips] so this is christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[surveying the room with hands on hips] so this is christmas
Go back to Thanksgiving, NFL!
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Go back to Thanksgiving, NFL!
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I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.
I heckled the mall Santa for you pls respond
December 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I heckled the mall Santa for you pls respond
It’s actually Frankincense’s gift. Frankincense is the name of the magi that made the gift.
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It’s actually Frankincense’s gift. Frankincense is the name of the magi that made the gift.
“Ho ho ho, green giant!”
- Santa, probably while eating peas
- Santa, probably while eating peas
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Ho ho ho, green giant!”
- Santa, probably while eating peas
- Santa, probably while eating peas
Tired of putting up with this ”11am is followed by 12pm” nonsense and vice versa!
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tired of putting up with this ”11am is followed by 12pm” nonsense and vice versa!
Why does this Christmas song keep calling me a ding dong?
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why does this Christmas song keep calling me a ding dong?
Tell him he also won the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tell him he also won the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence