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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · Dec 13
The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
🎄⚔️🐈 #CatsHateChristmas
A cat is biting an artificial Yule Tree which is lit with warm colours. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/RdDJMvw5Cj )
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
That’s right, you #CantTrustElves. Especially during the holiday season.
“Naughty Elves up to Mischief”
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Does Pingu’s family celebrate Christmas in the Antarctic summer, or have they moved to the Arctic?
🇬🇱 🐻‍❄️ 🎅🏻❄️🎄🐧🐧🐧🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Pingu
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Clearly I don’t need to do a #SquirrelWatch for this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar because on December 1st she’d already prominently featured both squirrels and rabbits!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsRabbits
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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artologica.net
Omggggggg Canada Post has holiday squirrel stamps 😍 store.canadapost-postescanada.ca/store-boutiq.... #sqrlpix
Postage stamps with 2 squirrels decorating their tree
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
Reporter: “You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US …”

Trump: “Right.”

Reporter: “Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?”
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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nhm-london.bsky.social
Last but not least, a fantastic fungus was discovered in Scotland!

The fossil suggests that fungi might have had an important role to play in helping plants survive on land.

Discover more about this microscopic marvel👇 (4/5)
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
Ancient fossil reveals how plants and fungi first developed on land | Natural History Museum
A new fossil fungus discovered in Scotland shows evidence of plants and fungi sharing nutrients to survive on land.
www.nhm.ac.uk
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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jennycohn.bsky.social
Roger Stone is promoting Prospera, a “Freedom City” (per Stone) in Honduras backed by Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen (who once tweeted that “anti-colonialism has been economically catastrophic for the Indian people…”) & Balaji Srinivasan (author of The Network State: How to Build a New Country). 1/
February 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Did you know? You can put festive squirrels outside your home to decorate for the whole holiday season, from December right to #SquirrelAppreciationDay on 21 January!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #SquirrelScrolling
Two outdoor squirrel decorations with lights inside them. They are wearing scarves and appear to be standing on snow.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Say it again louder for the people in the back: Christmas Needs Squirrels!
❄️ 🎁🐿️🎄🐿️🎅🏻❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas #squirrels
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Say it again louder for the people in the back: Christmas Needs Squirrels!
❄️ 🎁🐿️🎄🐿️🎅🏻❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas #squirrels
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I would be reluctant to eat any “turtle beans” — much as I would not eat any “rabbit beans” although rabbits seem to enjoy them.
🐢🫘🐇
Close up of the label on a can of “Black Turtle Beans”
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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tribelaw.bsky.social
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.

What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Heard some younger children debating whether the lyrics are “Police Naughty Dog” or “For Lease: Naughty Dog.” 🐶 🚔
#Christmas #misheardlyrics
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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madphysiologist.bsky.social
I know where my squirrel ornaments are!
A small squirrel ornament made of polymer clay. The squirrel is wearing a little red hat and holding a candy cane. A felted wool chipmunk ornament hanging on a holiday tree. A felted wool squirrel-fairy ornament. She’s wearing an orange crocheted dress and holding a magic wand with a gold star on the end.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
It’s the start of December. Do you know where your squirrel ornaments are? #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏽
#Christmas #SquirrelScrolling
A carved wooden squirrel ornament in a Yule Tree next to a pine cone ornament. A fabric squirrel ornament hanging in a Yule Tree.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
It is time. Unleash the Christmas music.
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #ChristmasMusic youtu.be/p7CPsH4O3Ck
Earl the Christmas Squirrel - Highway 11 Corridor Ukulele Players - Christmas 2022
YouTube video by Highway 11 Corridor Ukulele Players (H11CUPS)
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December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
It’s now Advent, so Yule Trees are going up, and cats are already plotting to take them right back down.
🎄⚔️🐈‍⬛
#CatsHateChristmas #Christmas
A black cat hides inside a brightly decorated Yule Tree, barely visible. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/qa69yl53YX )
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Advent hasn’t even begun but this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar already has squirrels! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏼
#Christmas #sqrlpix #SquirrelScrolling
An animated scene from the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar: A red squirrel runs across a bridge on a snowy evening. A dear is nearby. An animated scene from the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar: A squirrels stands on snow near a white rabbit on a snowy evening. A fox is in the background.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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nealshepperson.bsky.social
Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard dies at 88 - www.bbc.com/news/article...
Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard dies at 88
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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rodfeathers.bsky.social
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sueuropean.bsky.social SUEuropean @sueuropean.bsky.social · 5d
#Wülferhampton
I saw this and thought of us...
A description of the squirrel Rararöskur in Norse mythology, whose job is to relay misleading messages between the forces of order and chaos.
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Is it really Black Friday?
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#SquirrelMeme
A black squirrel says “Just thinking about the people for whom saying "No Racism" is worse than actual racism.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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groundhog-day.bsky.social
I “give thank” that one holiday is down and we’re that much closer to the most important one, Groundhog Day. #GroundhogDay2025 #GroundhogDay
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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rocknrolldragon.bsky.social
I wonder how many food CEOs were pissed when labels had to start including allergy information.
lokyu.bsky.social Barb ✦ @lokyu.bsky.social · 6d
They see their little project is failing, they know genAI has a bad rep and people are less likely to buy something if they see it's made with AI, so they're getting desperate and now they want to fool the consumers 🤷‍♀️
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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aghastronaut.com
He looked exactly like this.
Edward James Olmos as ElI Pachuco on stage
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM