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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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All these tell-all pre-Christmas interviews with North Pole insiders, but when will the @newyorker.com do a Q&A with me about the threat penguins pose to Santa’s reindeer?
🎅🏻🦌🎄⚔️🐧❄️🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Penguins on Christmas decorations.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️ 🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Jacquie Lawson clearly understands that #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels — and rabbits, of course!
🎅🏻🐇🎄🐿️❄️
#Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
🎄⚔️🐈 #CatsHateChristmas
A cat is biting an artificial Yule Tree which is lit with warm colours. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/RdDJMvw5Cj )
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Let us never forget to #FreeGoodElves forced to make toys even when their professional skills lie elsewhere.
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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That’s right, you #CantTrustElves. Especially during the holiday season.
“Naughty Elves up to Mischief”
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The squirrel in that last scene then runs to place an ornament in a large Yule Tree, joined by another red squirrel and then some birds.
🌟🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#JacquieLawson #Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Does Pingu’s family celebrate Christmas in the Antarctic summer, or have they moved to the Arctic?
🇬🇱 🐻‍❄️ 🎅🏻❄️🎄🐧🐧🐧🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Pingu
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Clearly I don’t need to do a #SquirrelWatch for this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar because on December 1st she’d already prominently featured both squirrels and rabbits!
🐇🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsRabbits
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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The very first day of the 2025 #JacquieLawson Advent calendar opens with squirrels running on snow. Boom, right outta the gate!
❄️🐿️🎄🐿️❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #SquirrelScrolling
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Did you know? You can put festive squirrels outside your home to decorate for the whole holiday season, from December right to #SquirrelAppreciationDay on 21 January!
🎄🐿️❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #SquirrelScrolling
Two outdoor squirrel decorations with lights inside them. They are wearing scarves and appear to be standing on snow.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Say it again louder for the people in the back: Christmas Needs Squirrels!
❄️ 🎁🐿️🎄🐿️🎅🏻❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas #squirrels
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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I would be reluctant to eat any “turtle beans” — much as I would not eat any “rabbit beans” although rabbits seem to enjoy them.
🐢🫘🐇
Close up of the label on a can of “Black Turtle Beans”
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It’s the start of December. Do you know where your squirrel ornaments are? #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏽
#Christmas #SquirrelScrolling
A carved wooden squirrel ornament in a Yule Tree next to a pine cone ornament. A fabric squirrel ornament hanging in a Yule Tree.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Not only does this year’s #JacquieLawson Advent Calendar already feature multiple squirrels and rabbits (as is only right), it also lets you decorate your tree with ornaments shaped like squirrels and donkeys! (Recall that a donkey was at the original event.)
🫏🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
A still image of a Christmas tree in the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar, decorated with squirrel and donkey ornaments.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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It’s now Advent, so Yule Trees are going up, and cats are already plotting to take them right back down.
🎄⚔️🐈‍⬛
#CatsHateChristmas #Christmas
A black cat hides inside a brightly decorated Yule Tree, barely visible. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/qa69yl53YX )
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Advent hasn’t even begun but this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar already has squirrels! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏼
#Christmas #sqrlpix #SquirrelScrolling
An animated scene from the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar: A red squirrel runs across a bridge on a snowy evening. A dear is nearby. An animated scene from the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar: A squirrels stands on snow near a white rabbit on a snowy evening. A fox is in the background.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Is it really Black Friday?
🖤🐿️
#SquirrelMeme
A black squirrel says “Just thinking about the people for whom saying "No Racism" is worse than actual racism.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Your pets may be afraid of the weather but squirrels are made of tougher stuff. That’s one reason why Santa knows he can rely on squirrels at Christmas.❄️🐿️❄️
#SquirrelScrolling #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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And by extension, a friend of Squirrel Girl and Weapon II?
Marvel character Weapon II, a cartoon squirrel with weapons technology upgrades is leaping toward the viewer. Clad in a miniature classic Weapon X visor and accessories, Weapon II also possesses the same claws and healing factor as Wolverine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Guinea Fowl are very grateful that nobody turned them into a #Thanksgiving tradition.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I don’t know who this Jenny the Cat on Reddit is, but I know #CatsHateChristmas.

🎄⚔️🐈
#Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Hollywood can only make more superhero movies if they don’t involve the usual overdone suspects. Where is the Marvel Squirrel Girl movie written by @ryannorth.ca ? Where is the DC Blue Devil / Blue Beetle buddy movie? Where is the Reid Fleming World’s Toughest Milkman movie?
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A grey squirrel says “If there have to be more superhero films, at least make them something like the "Blue Beetle" movie.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Socks with penguins wearing Santa hats? “Feet don’t fail me now!”
🧦🐧🎅🏻
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Christmas
Socks with a penguin wearing a Santa hat.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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#SquirrelMeme has some life coach-worthy advice. #SquirrelWisdom
A black squirrel in a tree says “I don’t get mad at myself. I get even.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM