Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
youtu.be
The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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I wrote on @boingboing.net about the physics professor who became Uruguay's energy secretary, and within five years had the country on 98% renewable energy.
NOT ONLY CAN IT BE DONE, IT WAS AN ECONOMIC BOON THE THE COUNTRY.
boingboing.net/2025/12/09/t...
NOT ONLY CAN IT BE DONE, IT WAS AN ECONOMIC BOON THE THE COUNTRY.
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This physics professor transformed his country to 98% renewable energy in five years
Ramón Méndez Galain was a Urguayan theoretical physics professor studying the Big Bang when the president of Uruguay shocked him with a phone call in 2008 asking him to be the country's energy secreta...
boingboing.net
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I wrote on @boingboing.net about the physics professor who became Uruguay's energy secretary, and within five years had the country on 98% renewable energy.
NOT ONLY CAN IT BE DONE, IT WAS AN ECONOMIC BOON THE THE COUNTRY.
boingboing.net/2025/12/09/t...
NOT ONLY CAN IT BE DONE, IT WAS AN ECONOMIC BOON THE THE COUNTRY.
boingboing.net/2025/12/09/t...
I refuse to watch the @newyorker.com 100th Anniversary documentary unless there’s an Evil Squirrel cartoon by @ellisjrosen.bsky.social somewhere in it.
🐿️ #NewYorker #SquirrelScrolling
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🐿️ #NewYorker #SquirrelScrolling
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December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I refuse to watch the @newyorker.com 100th Anniversary documentary unless there’s an Evil Squirrel cartoon by @ellisjrosen.bsky.social somewhere in it.
🐿️ #NewYorker #SquirrelScrolling
bsky.app/profile/elli...
🐿️ #NewYorker #SquirrelScrolling
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This weeks newsletter: the origin of my Evil Squirrel cartoons, and a little timeline on its evolution:
Origin of an Evil Squirrel
A Cartoon Timeline.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This weeks newsletter: the origin of my Evil Squirrel cartoons, and a little timeline on its evolution:
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More clear evidence that #CatsHateChristmas? Jólakötturinn, Iceland’s #YuleCat who eats children.
Worst. Pet. Ever.
youtube.com/shorts/g9aEE...
Worst. Pet. Ever.
youtube.com/shorts/g9aEE...
Legend of the Jólakötturinn - The Mythical Yule Cat in Icelandic Folklore
YouTube video by Terrifying Earth
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
More clear evidence that #CatsHateChristmas? Jólakötturinn, Iceland’s #YuleCat who eats children.
Worst. Pet. Ever.
youtube.com/shorts/g9aEE...
Worst. Pet. Ever.
youtube.com/shorts/g9aEE...
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Fun Sacha Baron Cohen fact: My mentor and cofounder of my office Marcus Raskin (father of Jamie) got the drop Ali G back in 2003 & became a rock star to young people at @IPS_DC. Notice how half way through, Marc’s seat is suddenly empty. He figured out the guy was full of shit and walked off stage.😂
Da Ali G Show - Politics
YouTube video by WestStainesTV
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fun Sacha Baron Cohen fact: My mentor and cofounder of my office Marcus Raskin (father of Jamie) got the drop Ali G back in 2003 & became a rock star to young people at @IPS_DC. Notice how half way through, Marc’s seat is suddenly empty. He figured out the guy was full of shit and walked off stage.😂
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December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Might be thinking about eating the Gavle Goat. Corvids are a mystery.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Might be thinking about eating the Gavle Goat. Corvids are a mystery.
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Also a Christmas movie? “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service”
a man in a plaid coat is smiling in front of a spider web .
ALT: a man in a plaid coat is smiling in front of a spider web .
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December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Also a Christmas movie? “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service”
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The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
youtu.be
December 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Two weeks ago I said that there were likely millions of uninstalled Blackwell GPUs sitting in warehouses as there is neither the data center capacity nor the power to turn them on. Michael Burry is looking into it and it looks like he’s got evidence I’m right.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
“She’s the Man” is a Christmas movie. Why? Because the holidays are the first time I saw it. youtu.be/jf67WlthWXk
She's the Man (2006) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic Trailers
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“She’s the Man” is a Christmas movie. Why? Because the holidays are the first time I saw it. youtu.be/jf67WlthWXk
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I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'll say again: we are oddly selective about the government services about which we will say, they operate at a loss.
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
We say Amtrak and the post office "lose money" but we never say highways, the court system, the Pentagon, etc lose money
There are lots of options when choosing more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There are lots of options when choosing more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
Is he afraid to acknowledge the existence of Bluesky, Imgur, Signal, and Mastodon?
Is he afraid to admit his own algorithms effectively mute a wide range of Twitter accounts?
Is he afraid to admit his own algorithms effectively mute a wide range of Twitter accounts?
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Is he afraid to acknowledge the existence of Bluesky, Imgur, Signal, and Mastodon?
Is he afraid to admit his own algorithms effectively mute a wide range of Twitter accounts?
Is he afraid to admit his own algorithms effectively mute a wide range of Twitter accounts?
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Hear, hear!
Marvel Star Simu Liu Sparks Debate After Calling Out How Far Hollywood Has Backslid With Asian Representation
www.comicsands.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hear, hear!
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I'm dreaming of a squirrel filled Christmas.
With every feeder that I fill.
May your days be merry and bright.
And all your Christmas dreams be squirrely at night.
With every feeder that I fill.
May your days be merry and bright.
And all your Christmas dreams be squirrely at night.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm dreaming of a squirrel filled Christmas.
With every feeder that I fill.
May your days be merry and bright.
And all your Christmas dreams be squirrely at night.
With every feeder that I fill.
May your days be merry and bright.
And all your Christmas dreams be squirrely at night.
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Hey @ratatosk.bsky.social we got a guy who hasn't been paying his squirrel tax
Forget about the elf on the shelf. I'm worried about the squirrels reporting back to Santa. I have not been as generous with the peanuts this year.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey @ratatosk.bsky.social we got a guy who hasn't been paying his squirrel tax
Does Christmas need Godzilla?
Only if it’s the Shōwa version!
#ChristmasNeedsGodzilla #Kaiju
youtu.be/bQqelCQ_ONU
Only if it’s the Shōwa version!
#ChristmasNeedsGodzilla #Kaiju
youtu.be/bQqelCQ_ONU
A Godzilla Christmas Story
YouTube video by Kaijutopia
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Does Christmas need Godzilla?
Only if it’s the Shōwa version!
#ChristmasNeedsGodzilla #Kaiju
youtu.be/bQqelCQ_ONU
Only if it’s the Shōwa version!
#ChristmasNeedsGodzilla #Kaiju
youtu.be/bQqelCQ_ONU
I am sadden to deliver the terrible news that penguins have now appeared in this year’s #JacquieLawson Advent Calendar. A polar bear would have made more sense.
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻🐻❄️
#Christmas
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻🐻❄️
#Christmas
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I am sadden to deliver the terrible news that penguins have now appeared in this year’s #JacquieLawson Advent Calendar. A polar bear would have made more sense.
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻🐻❄️
#Christmas
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻🐻❄️
#Christmas
Some people are trying to facilitate a reconciliation between squirrels and penguins at Christmas, but this can only happen when penguins return to the southern hemisphere.
🐧🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew
🐧🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Some people are trying to facilitate a reconciliation between squirrels and penguins at Christmas, but this can only happen when penguins return to the southern hemisphere.
🐧🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew
🐧🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew
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Peanut and Squirrel
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Peanut and Squirrel
There’s still time to add more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There’s still time to add more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas