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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · Dec 13
The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
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There are lots of options when choosing more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
A squirrel ornament neither made of fabric nor plastic nor metal.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Is he afraid to acknowledge the existence of Bluesky, Imgur, Signal, and Mastodon?

Is he afraid to admit his own algorithms effectively mute a wide range of Twitter accounts?
Elon Musk on Twitter quote-tweets a cartoon where a stick figure “X” puts flowers by a tombstone marked “Free Speech” with the logos of Reddit, Whatsapp, YouTube, TikTok, and FB. A comment says “X: where free speech still lives”. Elon commented “Everyone caved but us”
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Hear, hear!
Marvel Star Simu Liu Sparks Debate After Calling Out How Far Hollywood Has Backslid With Asian Representation
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December 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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gunnerdanneels.bsky.social
I'm dreaming of a squirrel filled Christmas.
With every feeder that I fill.
May your days be merry and bright.
And all your Christmas dreams be squirrely at night.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Squirrel of the Day for December 6, 2025 is keeping a close eye on teh hoomins #sqrlpix
gray squirrel in tree looking concerned
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Hey @ratatosk.bsky.social we got a guy who hasn't been paying his squirrel tax
gunnerdanneels.bsky.social gunnerdanneels.bsky.social @gunnerdanneels.bsky.social · 18h
Forget about the elf on the shelf. I'm worried about the squirrels reporting back to Santa. I have not been as generous with the peanuts this year.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Does Christmas need Godzilla?
Only if it’s the Shōwa version!
#ChristmasNeedsGodzilla #Kaiju
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A Godzilla Christmas Story
YouTube video by Kaijutopia
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December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I am sadden to deliver the terrible news that penguins have now appeared in this year’s #JacquieLawson Advent Calendar. A polar bear would have made more sense.
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻🐻‍❄️
#Christmas
Screenshot of a game in the 2025 Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar, including a cartoon penguin beside a cartoon gingerbread, snowman, and reindeer.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Reddit knows that #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️ www.reddit.com/r/squirrels/...
From the squirrels community on Reddit: Feeling festive ☺️🎄
Explore this post and more from the squirrels community
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December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Some people are trying to facilitate a reconciliation between squirrels and penguins at Christmas, but this can only happen when penguins return to the southern hemisphere.
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #SantasCrew
Christmas wrapping paper with polar bears, igloos, deer, robins, squirrels and… penguins!
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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hemp-bicycle-vegan.bsky.social
Peanut and Squirrel
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
There’s still time to add more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
A gold-coloured squirrel ornament.
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Who will join me now in defending the North Pole and Santa from Antarctica’s penguins? #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
❄️🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
A 2-dimensional wooden penguin stands beside a small Yule tree and a sign/mail box that says “Santa Mail.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
It’s official, #ChristmasNeedsNarwhals! Probably to help keep penguins away from Santa and the North Pole.
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
A sparkly Narwhal holiday ornament on a Yule Tree.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
All these tell-all pre-Christmas interviews with North Pole insiders, but when will the @newyorker.com do a Q&A with me about the threat penguins pose to Santa’s reindeer?
🎅🏻🦌🎄⚔️🐧❄️🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Penguins on Christmas decorations.
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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germany.diplo.de
We owe it to the children of #Ukraine who have been abducted by Russia to fight for their return home — and to protect their identity, their language and their culture. @aussenminister.diplo.de
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December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️ 🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
“Earl the Christmas Squirrel” should be on every store’s playlist. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
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#Christmas #squirrel #sqrlpix youtu.be/RDNOyNTYiac
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - OFFICIAL
In 1996 The Moffatts collaborated with some of Nashville's finest tunesmiths which lead to the recording of A Moffatt Christmas. The album was produced by Ro...
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December 19, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Yes, Virginia, #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏼
#sqrlpix #Christmas
A Christmas-themed mug with a squirrel, a bear, and a raccoon
November 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Tell your friends and family! Tell your neighbours and colleagues! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️☀️
#Christmas #squirrel
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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ratatosk.bsky.social
There’s always room for another inflatable squirrel for your Christmas decorations! 🎄🐿️🎅🏽
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#cats #Christmas
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
🎄⚔️🐈 #CatsHateChristmas
A cat is biting an artificial Yule Tree which is lit with warm colours. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/RdDJMvw5Cj )
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
That’s right, you #CantTrustElves. Especially during the holiday season.
“Naughty Elves up to Mischief”
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Does Pingu’s family celebrate Christmas in the Antarctic summer, or have they moved to the Arctic?
🇬🇱 🐻‍❄️ 🎅🏻❄️🎄🐧🐧🐧🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Pingu
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Clearly I don’t need to do a #SquirrelWatch for this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar because on December 1st she’d already prominently featured both squirrels and rabbits!
🐇🎄🐿️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsRabbits
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM