Ryan Svenson
@raswenson.bsky.social
NFL's 2019 #CrazyForFantasy Winner
Fantasy Football Guy : #SFB11 - #SFB15
Dynasty FF on Reality Sports Online
Disc Golf & Magic the Gathering Enthusiast
S4E6 FOX’s Beat Shazam
SKOL
Fantasy Football Guy : #SFB11 - #SFB15
Dynasty FF on Reality Sports Online
Disc Golf & Magic the Gathering Enthusiast
S4E6 FOX’s Beat Shazam
SKOL
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I’ve been doing this thing with my newborn daughter where I put on one side of an album and dance with her in my arms. She instantly calms down and falls asleep, so they’ve been really sweet moments. Here is what we’re listening to: (a thread) 🧵
A-freakin’-men
I'm tired of doing homework to watch movies and TV. Just tell me your story and move on.
The Russo Brothers tease ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’
“What you've been watching for the last 4 weeks... are not teasers. Or trailers. They are stories. They are clues... Pay attention.”
“What you've been watching for the last 4 weeks... are not teasers. Or trailers. They are stories. They are clues... Pay attention.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
A-freakin’-men
At least I got to watch Aaron Rodgers get absolutely throttled this postseason. That’s something Bears fans and I can agree is pretty fun.
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
At least I got to watch Aaron Rodgers get absolutely throttled this postseason. That’s something Bears fans and I can agree is pretty fun.
Bobson Dugnutt will forever be the greatest name
CoPilot show me list of top prospects
January 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Bobson Dugnutt will forever be the greatest name
A perfect head coach for the most annoying team in the league. A child to lead children.
Matt LaFleur invited Ben Johnson to be an adult and Ben Johnson said no thanks
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
A perfect head coach for the most annoying team in the league. A child to lead children.
INSUFFERABLE (if my team didn’t also have a douchey QB I’d be throwing even more shade)
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
INSUFFERABLE (if my team didn’t also have a douchey QB I’d be throwing even more shade)
You won’t catch me saying anything like, “happy for Bears fans”. I am a salty hater through and through. Even in years when they’re bad they talk so much shit. This year has been insufferable.
January 11, 2026 at 5:03 AM
You won’t catch me saying anything like, “happy for Bears fans”. I am a salty hater through and through. Even in years when they’re bad they talk so much shit. This year has been insufferable.
This series is so great!!! This week’s video (Tajikistan) was wonderful too
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
This series is so great!!! This week’s video (Tajikistan) was wonderful too
If you support this administration you’re not just racist and stupid. You’re also a lemming. Blindly and willfully taking orders from people (I use the word “people” very loosely) whose lies, crimes, and sins have been laid out right in front of us every step of the way, for all to see. All but you.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
If you support this administration you’re not just racist and stupid. You’re also a lemming. Blindly and willfully taking orders from people (I use the word “people” very loosely) whose lies, crimes, and sins have been laid out right in front of us every step of the way, for all to see. All but you.
It feels so unfair that we have to deal with this murderous regime AND the rise of AI at the same time.
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It feels so unfair that we have to deal with this murderous regime AND the rise of AI at the same time.
I watched it with my own eyes.
FUUUUUUUUUCK the White House and this entire administration.
FUUUUUUUUUCK the White House and this entire administration.
"The Democrats masterfully reversed reality after January 6, branding peaceful patriotic protesters as insurrectionists and framing the event as a violent coup attempt orchestrated by Trump—despite no evidence of armed rebellion or intent to overthrow the government."
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
www.whitehouse.gov/j6/
January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I watched it with my own eyes.
FUUUUUUUUUCK the White House and this entire administration.
FUUUUUUUUUCK the White House and this entire administration.
I watched that Hard Knocks season, and “humble” is the last word I would use to describe Schoen. Can’t imagine that’s changed. Good luck, New York.
#NYGiants are counting on a "humbled" Joe Schoen having learned from his mistakes. www.bigblueview.com/new-york-gia...
Joe Schoen admits mistakes, Giants hope he has learned from them
GM “honored and humbled” to continue in that role with the Giants.
www.bigblueview.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I watched that Hard Knocks season, and “humble” is the last word I would use to describe Schoen. Can’t imagine that’s changed. Good luck, New York.
Perusing through BlueSky: The Sports App and it seems like everybody with no rooting interest was pulling for Montana State last night. Fucking, WHY?! ISU was a MAJOR underdog with an incredible story. Don’t people cheer for that kind of thing anymore? Has brain rot taken hold? “bUt TaCo!!” 🙄
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Perusing through BlueSky: The Sports App and it seems like everybody with no rooting interest was pulling for Montana State last night. Fucking, WHY?! ISU was a MAJOR underdog with an incredible story. Don’t people cheer for that kind of thing anymore? Has brain rot taken hold? “bUt TaCo!!” 🙄
Wouldn’t be a CM Punk match if there wasn’t a terrible botch performed by at least one of the people in the ring.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Wouldn’t be a CM Punk match if there wasn’t a terrible botch performed by at least one of the people in the ring.
Love the fight in my Redbirds, but they are just so overmatched
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Love the fight in my Redbirds, but they are just so overmatched
I’ve been doing this thing with my newborn daughter where I put on one side of an album and dance with her in my arms. She instantly calms down and falls asleep, so they’ve been really sweet moments. Here is what we’re listening to: (a thread) 🧵
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’ve been doing this thing with my newborn daughter where I put on one side of an album and dance with her in my arms. She instantly calms down and falls asleep, so they’ve been really sweet moments. Here is what we’re listening to: (a thread) 🧵
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
I had the best fantasy football season of my life this year, and I have no titles to show for it.
Thanks a lot, Bijan.
Thanks a lot, Bijan.
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I had the best fantasy football season of my life this year, and I have no titles to show for it.
Thanks a lot, Bijan.
Thanks a lot, Bijan.
I walked past Steve Buscemi in Park Slope one snowy winter evening. We locked eyes, gave each other a cool-guy head nod, and kept walking.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I walked past Steve Buscemi in Park Slope one snowy winter evening. We locked eyes, gave each other a cool-guy head nod, and kept walking.
Congrats to all the Derrick Henry GMs and their fantasy championships
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Congrats to all the Derrick Henry GMs and their fantasy championships
I’m gonna snap if I have to see that commercial for the absolutely hideous Crocs every commercial break
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m gonna snap if I have to see that commercial for the absolutely hideous Crocs every commercial break
One of my favorite albums of all-time. Masterpiece after masterpiece down the track list
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
One of my favorite albums of all-time. Masterpiece after masterpiece down the track list
The worst of the worst
Netflix is an F-tier NFL presentation
December 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The worst of the worst
First round bye in three of my five leagues.
One and done in all three.
One and done in all three.
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
First round bye in three of my five leagues.
One and done in all three.
One and done in all three.
I see that these POS people are still allowed to disrupt the broadcast all game long. Shocking that CBS wouldn’t force the NFL to do something about it.
Hot Take: fans that constantly bang on metal at a football game, causing constant background noise on a broadcast, should be ejected and never allowed back in the stadium
(this is a Cleveland Browns post)
(this is a Cleveland Browns post)
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I see that these POS people are still allowed to disrupt the broadcast all game long. Shocking that CBS wouldn’t force the NFL to do something about it.
As a Vikings fan, I’m supposed to hate the Packers more than anybody else.
But God, the Bears are just so annoying.
But God, the Bears are just so annoying.
December 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
As a Vikings fan, I’m supposed to hate the Packers more than anybody else.
But God, the Bears are just so annoying.
But God, the Bears are just so annoying.