Randalor
@randalor.bsky.social
He/him/they, poor security guard by day, poor crafter at night. Enjoys video games, board games and card games. Happily married to a fellow gamer.
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I stand with ICE because my piss stream can’t hit them from a distance.
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I stand with ICE because my piss stream can’t hit them from a distance.
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Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by the state. #AbolishIce #MeltIce
January 26, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by the state. #AbolishIce #MeltIce
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He's just a little guy
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
He's just a little guy
"I am a wordsmith. I smith words. Today I shall smith the word... Quadrubilix. Take this newly smithed word and give it meaning and purpose."
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"I am a wordsmith. I smith words. Today I shall smith the word... Quadrubilix. Take this newly smithed word and give it meaning and purpose."
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you guys ready for the most insane government bailout you've ever seen?
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
you guys ready for the most insane government bailout you've ever seen?
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this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
No new pictures: where are you mentally
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
No new pictures: where are you mentally
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Trump is killing your citizens and you want them to... be killed without a fuss?
You don't want peace.
You want order.
You don't want peace.
You want order.
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Trump is killing your citizens and you want them to... be killed without a fuss?
You don't want peace.
You want order.
You don't want peace.
You want order.
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it's very clear that this is a template for how they're going to approach other cities
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
it's very clear that this is a template for how they're going to approach other cities
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
they do not and will not have enough people to do it everywhere all at once but if you live in a city there's a very good chance that an occupying army will show up at your door in the next few years
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
Name a film you saw on VHS.
Not sure what my first one was, but we were a Betamax household for a long time.
Not sure what my first one was, but we were a Betamax household for a long time.
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Name a film you saw on VHS.
Not sure what my first one was, but we were a Betamax household for a long time.
Not sure what my first one was, but we were a Betamax household for a long time.
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they're shooting us in the face, ted
The First Amendment protects the public’s right to:
1. Film ICE in public
2. Photograph ICE in public
3. Observe what ICE does in public
ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
1. Film ICE in public
2. Photograph ICE in public
3. Observe what ICE does in public
ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
they're shooting us in the face, ted
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
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the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
No. ABOLISH ICE.
WARNER: It used to take 5 to 6 months to get trained. They've now lowered the training period to 47 days. Why 47 days? Because Donald Trump's the 47th president. Tell me that's a rational approach
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
KERNEN: I'm not taking that bait
WARNER: Joe! You can't pick your facts
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
he’s the kind of guy they get training from
the whole institution is rotten, throw it out
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World's a fuck, share an island
The Kamigawa Neon Dynasty full-art lands *FUCK*. Beautiful, easy to read across the table, they are the absolute pinnacle of perfect land design. No land shall ever surpass their perfection.
The Kamigawa Neon Dynasty full-art lands *FUCK*. Beautiful, easy to read across the table, they are the absolute pinnacle of perfect land design. No land shall ever surpass their perfection.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
World's a fuck, share an island
The Kamigawa Neon Dynasty full-art lands *FUCK*. Beautiful, easy to read across the table, they are the absolute pinnacle of perfect land design. No land shall ever surpass their perfection.
The Kamigawa Neon Dynasty full-art lands *FUCK*. Beautiful, easy to read across the table, they are the absolute pinnacle of perfect land design. No land shall ever surpass their perfection.
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
![Text from a friend of mine:
“[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners
They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kba5ra5zizxsey2nq4pwnove/bafkreigqz4iwnoilpik6eghhzgw2qhftw6dd3spcjhnsk5b7g5t6xih5je@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
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🚨 CODE RED 🚨
ICE is going door-to-door downtown Minneapolis by the football stadium. DO NOT open the door for them.
Monarca: 612-441-2881
Immigration Law Center Detention Line: 651-641-1011
Warrants labeled "Form I-205" or "Form I-200" are *NOT* judicial warrants.
ICE is going door-to-door downtown Minneapolis by the football stadium. DO NOT open the door for them.
Monarca: 612-441-2881
Immigration Law Center Detention Line: 651-641-1011
Warrants labeled "Form I-205" or "Form I-200" are *NOT* judicial warrants.
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
ICE is going door-to-door downtown Minneapolis by the football stadium. DO NOT open the door for them.
Monarca: 612-441-2881
Immigration Law Center Detention Line: 651-641-1011
Warrants labeled "Form I-205" or "Form I-200" are *NOT* judicial warrants.
ICE is going door-to-door downtown Minneapolis by the football stadium. DO NOT open the door for them.
Monarca: 612-441-2881
Immigration Law Center Detention Line: 651-641-1011
Warrants labeled "Form I-205" or "Form I-200" are *NOT* judicial warrants.
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Immediately reported them.
To anyone who needs guidance: go to the stalkers account, hit the triple dots by the follow button, report account, "harrassment" to bluesky moderators.
Pretty sure just looking at their profile is a clear and cut case for action.
To anyone who needs guidance: go to the stalkers account, hit the triple dots by the follow button, report account, "harrassment" to bluesky moderators.
Pretty sure just looking at their profile is a clear and cut case for action.
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Immediately reported them.
To anyone who needs guidance: go to the stalkers account, hit the triple dots by the follow button, report account, "harrassment" to bluesky moderators.
Pretty sure just looking at their profile is a clear and cut case for action.
To anyone who needs guidance: go to the stalkers account, hit the triple dots by the follow button, report account, "harrassment" to bluesky moderators.
Pretty sure just looking at their profile is a clear and cut case for action.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"
"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"
"LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?"
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“Sad that Jon Stewart and friends have become just more white liberals who enjoy punching down at marginalized people who are just doing our best to survive."
Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny
Critics of the host say he's a hypocrite.
www.motherjones.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“Sad that Jon Stewart and friends have become just more white liberals who enjoy punching down at marginalized people who are just doing our best to survive."