Cranbaerry Sauce Lover
@randallsd.bsky.social
Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host
Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
Pinned
I'm
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
Passing on 4th and 2 in the red zone with a tie game after nearly a 50% incompletion rate tonight, truly this is a Kalen DeBoer team.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Passing on 4th and 2 in the red zone with a tie game after nearly a 50% incompletion rate tonight, truly this is a Kalen DeBoer team.
Auburn being gracious enough to penalize Alabama into the end zone, it's very kind.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Auburn being gracious enough to penalize Alabama into the end zone, it's very kind.
Love 2 periodically check in on the Iron Bowl score lol 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Love 2 periodically check in on the Iron Bowl score lol 🙃
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
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Honestly it's funny that he is *quite literally* saying "deregulate and reduce the burden of taxation on business to create jobs" and nobody on the left will criticise him. Good.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Honestly it's funny that he is *quite literally* saying "deregulate and reduce the burden of taxation on business to create jobs" and nobody on the left will criticise him. Good.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
I saw Wicked 2 and there's a bunch to say about it and analyze and point out its flaws but I'll just say it was alright, will probably make gangbusters money, I liked Ariana's performance more in this one, and I am affirmed in my dislike for 2-part movies that are conceived as a single story.
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I saw Wicked 2 and there's a bunch to say about it and analyze and point out its flaws but I'll just say it was alright, will probably make gangbusters money, I liked Ariana's performance more in this one, and I am affirmed in my dislike for 2-part movies that are conceived as a single story.
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
The FUNNIEST result would be Michigan winning by 3 points now.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The FUNNIEST result would be Michigan winning by 3 points now.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern & Tom
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern & Tom
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it's so wild that Indiana Republicans are kinda the first among their own to be calling bullshit. Indiana Republicans believe that life begins in the balls, they're way out there. Generally speaking you can't reason with them. But Indiana is also sorta southern, doesn't wanna be told to get in line
Indiana Senate Republican Greg Walker “said he would have reported the alleged violation to federal authorities “if I thought that there was anyone of integrity in Washington that would follow through on my accusation ..”
@adamwren.bsky.social #redistrict
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November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it's so wild that Indiana Republicans are kinda the first among their own to be calling bullshit. Indiana Republicans believe that life begins in the balls, they're way out there. Generally speaking you can't reason with them. But Indiana is also sorta southern, doesn't wanna be told to get in line
Man, but "Do you love me? Then love me the way I want you to" feels like a red flag thing to say without the context of "I'm dying and I would like some personal agency on how I go."
Finishing that Last of Us episode, I'm very slow what with having lots to do.
Finishing that Last of Us episode, I'm very slow what with having lots to do.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Man, but "Do you love me? Then love me the way I want you to" feels like a red flag thing to say without the context of "I'm dying and I would like some personal agency on how I go."
Finishing that Last of Us episode, I'm very slow what with having lots to do.
Finishing that Last of Us episode, I'm very slow what with having lots to do.
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chat are we cooked
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
chat are we cooked
I'm very very late to The Last Of Us and tend to only watch when dog sitting at a friend's who has HBO, but the Bill and Frank dialogue where Bill screams, "The government ARE all Nazis!" and Frank responds with, "Well, yeah, now, but not then!" feels very modern left conversations with normie Dems.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm very very late to The Last Of Us and tend to only watch when dog sitting at a friend's who has HBO, but the Bill and Frank dialogue where Bill screams, "The government ARE all Nazis!" and Frank responds with, "Well, yeah, now, but not then!" feels very modern left conversations with normie Dems.
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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A note on SaneWashing: I read part of this post to family (all liberal Democrats who consume a lot of news, but not social media), and it blew their mind. They all thought it was parody: if Corporate Media did not SaneWash, it would shock US, his approval would plummet from low (30s) to lower(20s).
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
A note on SaneWashing: I read part of this post to family (all liberal Democrats who consume a lot of news, but not social media), and it blew their mind. They all thought it was parody: if Corporate Media did not SaneWash, it would shock US, his approval would plummet from low (30s) to lower(20s).
But also, just another thing, even if the movie didn't focus on the death of his son, does this op-ed writer not think there's ever been really good comic writers, much less poets and dramatic writers, with depression?
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ok, I promised myself I wouldn’t gripe with this thing one sentence at a time but it seems a lil dishonest to gripe that Hamnet portrays William Shakespeare as a Gloomy Gus and not mention that the movie centers on the death of his 11-year-old son.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
But also, just another thing, even if the movie didn't focus on the death of his son, does this op-ed writer not think there's ever been really good comic writers, much less poets and dramatic writers, with depression?
ffs
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
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"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
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Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders: