Hallowed Bae Thy Ween
@randallsd.bsky.social
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Currently: Immigration paralegal/writer, hermit trying to survive with a broken brain, working on acting Previously: Actor, singer, journalist, trivia host Hire me to write or edit, I write everything but grants, manifestos, and stand-up sets. (He/him)
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randallsd.bsky.social
I'm

⚪️ single

⚪️ taken

🔘 so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd. Then tell me, Maria, why I see her dancing there? Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul? I feel her, I see her; the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control! Like fire! Hellfire! Th
Image of Judge Claude Frollo from Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" grasping Esméralda's scarf while staring wide-eyed into a fire.
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mtsw.bsky.social
Trump take cars
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 2h
New car buyers can expect to shell out an average of more than $50,000 for the first time, according to a report from Kelley Blue Book. https://cnn.it/4odLnaO
randallsd.bsky.social
Nothing screams military might and strong leadership more than "YOU WILL WATCH MY BIG BOY SPEECH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!"
premthakker.bsky.social
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
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ditzkoff.bsky.social
so what's in the news today
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randallsd.bsky.social
Katie, it turns out there's lead in social media and that explains EVERYTHING
randallsd.bsky.social
I personally was very happy to hear his wife Ariel is officially an ex, whether in documents or not, and the only thing that could make stuff better is to hear about every other Try Guys member past and present finding extraordinary success and popular support.
randallsd.bsky.social
It's wild how many ways Hochul has shown leadership in the Democratic Party.

Not leadership like how Zohran does, but leadership to drag the milquetoast centrists like Jeffries and Schumer into not being such weak losers. To start pushing the Overton window BACK to the left instead of hiding in it.
thecity.nyc
NEW: In a rare appearance alongside mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani Tuesday, in the Queens Assembly district he represents, Gov. Kathy Hochul backed the Democratic nominee’s campaign pledge of rolling out universal child care.

buff.ly/j60StqW
In Rare Joint Appearance, Hochul Backs Mamdani's Push for Universal Child Care
The governor acknowledged their differences, but said in a visit to Mamdani’s district that she has “found an ally” in making New York more affordable.
www.thecity.nyc
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nitishpahwa.com
wrote about how Dr. Phil pivoted to wholesale MAGA punditry after leaving daytime TV to start his own company—and why his Trump friendship and ICE ride-alongs couldn't save his new venture from the bankruptcy proceedings that now have him tied up in court slate.com/business/202...
He Used to Dominate Daytime TV. Now He’s Sucking Up to Trump—and His Media Empire Is Collapsing.
When Dr. Phil signed off his talk show in 2023, he pivoted to MAGA politics. It’s not working so well for him.
slate.com
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jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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bitterscriptreader.bsky.social
“The humans won hands down when it came to notes, which require actual analysis rather than just distillation. The AI programs were ‘an almost total fail across the board.’”

Nice to know I wouldn’t have been so easily replaced at my old job by an A.I.

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Hollywood Script Readers Fear They Could be Replaced by AI. They Set Up a Test to See Who Gives Better Feedback
Fearing they could be replaced, Hollywood script readers face off against AI programs to see who gives better feedback.
variety.com
randallsd.bsky.social
Bruising your tailbone whilst having a sedentary, work from home job is... not a great combo, ngl!
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bubbaprog.xyz
I tried to share the weratedogs post on Facebook and it refused, saying "page not found"
maladroithe.bsky.social
When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
weratedogs v
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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
14/10
CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
randallsd.bsky.social
Easy way to kill this:

Tell VISA and Stripe and PayPal ChatGPT is allowing LGBTQIA+ and incest sexting.

They seemed to lose their shit over that for indie games and Steam, so why not target their vile bullshit at a company that deserves to be destroyed?
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
randallsd.bsky.social
The man who couldn't keep a casino open in Atlantic City started a trade war with every country in the world at once and it's going about as well as you might expect.
paleofuture.bsky.social
“We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution.”
Trump: I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don't need to purchase it from China.
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10/14/25, 12:37 PM
randallsd.bsky.social
The funniest part about this to me is how this guy would probably lose his mind to find out huge swaths people around the globe almost definitely have the exact sentiment about the American flag.
It boggles my mind that the hammer and sickle is considered a socially acceptable symbol, but then braindead people probably find history difficult to digest.
randallsd.bsky.social
"Stop calling us racists!" cry the racists.

There is so much cultural, social reconstruction this country needs to end (or, more realistically, dampen) this cycle of shittiness.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
randallsd.bsky.social
Nah, they wanna keep those in their own pocket in case she dares turn too woke.
randallsd.bsky.social
Wild to just casually say it's antisemitic to call a Jewish person unethical, talentless, or without experience.

Weird stereotype to put on Jewish people!
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:

"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."
randallsd.bsky.social
May he have the juice and may that juice not be laced.
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normative.bsky.social
Possibly the funniest thing in here is Jones’ lawyers describing The Onion as his “ideological nemesis.”
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Uploading the 186,999 photo into the ICBM workstation: "one more should be enough"