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Your flat land, pan-shaped tornado den friend. Opinions are always my own.
Pinned
always relevant.
Time starts now
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Facts
Ya’ll talking bout pies, I’m already full from the apps.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hell yeah
My favorite type of pie is Frito
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bruh
The "ShamWow guy" is running for Congress and is looking to wipe the floor with the competition.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
IYKYK
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone else keep mixing up The Athletic and The Atlantic
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sinclair cares, my ass
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Perkins Family Restaurant" - A
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nice
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Trump and his Administration are targeting me because I said something they didn’t like — but here’s the thing: I won’t be intimidated into silence. I’ve overcome challenges a lot tougher than Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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It’s estimated that at least 40% of Bluesky accounts are Weyouns
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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(beastie boys)
students go to CLASS
and catholics go to MASS
BROCK LESNAR FELL FLAT ON HIS ASS
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Friend's wrasslin seats
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM