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Rakel
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bæði áhugaverðari og óáhugaverðari en þú heldur
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Stundum byrja ég bara að labba án þess að muna hvað ég ætlaði að gera og vona að það rifjist upp á leiðinni
Þegar guð verður reiður,
já guð verður reiður..
Þá segir hann:
-Já, nú er ég reiður! 😠
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Heyrt á barnum:

-Are you gay?

- No but I have gay friends

-Oh no I'm british, I don't know any gay french
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Another street execution - ICE have now morphed into an incompetent death squad.
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Our initial analysis is up.

The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.

He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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I love when people come in hot with cat names like “this is Pfeffernüsse” fuck yes it is go off please
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Hvar er best og ódýrast að versla basic eða síða stuttermaboli?
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Vaaaússhhh 🌬〰️
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
👌
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
the oldest poo ✨️
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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The more I learn about Iceland the more Bjork makes sense.
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hún er að syngja 🥹
You want to watch this. And you want the sound on. Trust me on this.
Timeline cleansing
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Arrested for selling 13 tons of stolen fruit.

📸 ละมุดแมวส้ม
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Munið eftir ☀️ d-vítamíninu 💊
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Hvar nálægt höfuðborginni er hægt að fá að knúsa kýr?
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Öfundið mig, mér er alveg sama.

GLEÐILEGT NÝTT ÁR elsku skítar - litlir, stórir, miðlungs; þið eruð öll best
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
RETURN OF SYLVÍA FOKKING NÓTT

LETSGO
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
99 ára gamla langamma mín var svo að vonast eftir slúðri
December 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Tærasta hamingjan

Gemmér
Kitten smother. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!

Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)

Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Jólastússið næstum búið og bara eitt boð í viðbót og ég er ÞREYTT, en algjörlega þess virði því ég fæ að hanga með þrem kisum í kvöld

T-mínus 12.5klst í besta kúr lífs míns
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM