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jordan
@pyroov8.bsky.social
Pyruvate like the molecule. 6’3”, 28, he/him, en/es. twitch streamer 🇮🇪🇸🇰

https://linktr.ee/pyroov8
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anyone know any good iPhone screen replacement places bc mine just feel face first on concrete
August 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Piss is stored in the Mega Victreebel
August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
*pretends family drama doesn’t affect me*
August 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Me opening the fridge at 3am
August 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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In my natural habitat (at Julius’ with my friends).
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August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I know Kathy at home is triggered by that molasses #BB27
August 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ohhhhh that Rylie segment really pmo #BB27
August 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
have been living with hella anxiety for the past month as 1) my dog died and 2) there’s been an adderall shortage and I haven’t been able to get meds

got my script filled yesterday and wow my brain feels so calm today
August 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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well HE IS NOW #BB27
August 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
hi gay people - what cute speedos are on the market these days for a Fire Island trip
August 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Kat: whos your least favorite person on ever big brother?
Rachel: no one, I love them all
Kat: say it, say it
Rachel: Zae #bb27
August 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Tbh PGH!
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
got a parking ticket for the very first time for “Improperly Displayed Plates” because the PA state tagline is slightly covered by the dealership license plate frame

I crave blood
August 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
August 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
actually feel fashionable today
August 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The Life of a Showgirl
August 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
finally pulled the trigger and enrolled in a certified personal trainer self-study program last night 🫣
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this expert blissey ex battle with the ho-oh making me wanna off myself
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every gay man I know would commit heinous crimes for this gnome
August 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM