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Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
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Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Wore a jock strap to work today (if you even care)
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I post so many photos where I’m trying to be sexy that I think I might be forgetting to inform you all that I’m actually adorable 🥹
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Finally finished a shamelessly horny little portrait of one of the sweetest and sexiest bloomfs out there, @inktronerded.bsky.social. I so rarely finish a drawing, but I got this one to a place I’m really proud of. More to come, I think! 💕
Now I wanna host a micro cheating inoculation party like those old chickenpox parties.
I think about this delivery every single day.
Literally no flattery at all…was just trying to capture what I saw! That’s all you! 😘
Finally finished a shamelessly horny little portrait of one of the sweetest and sexiest bloomfs out there, @inktronerded.bsky.social. I so rarely finish a drawing, but I got this one to a place I’m really proud of. More to come, I think! 💕
Wearing my Merrily We Roll Along t-shirt (Fiasco revival) under my work shirt today to attend Final Dress of Chess tonight because we’re always rooting for the flop in this household. 💕
Me not being enchanted by any of the tracks on the extended edition of Forever is a Feeling is a metaphor for the way life has drained me of all of the warm, fuzzy feelings in my heart since the album first dropped, actually! 💕
Wanna have a tea party? 👉👈
Feeling an intense urge to purchase a giant block of clay, and acutely aware that I’m just revisiting all of my artistic passions as an excuse not to sit down and write.
Body was tea in the morning light, so you boys get to see cage check #10. 🤓🔒
Me, flirting in Central Park:

“Did you know this is where they die during the HAMMERDOWN Protocol at the end of Cloverfield? And also the movie was almost called Greyshot because this is the Greyshot arch.”
Wait this rug is so cute (you too)
F is for Fuck 💕
I got an F in gym all 4 yrs of high school
This is a totally natural and casual pose, actually ✨