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Art, selfies, cooking, dumb takes
Magneto was right
Pinned
So happy it’s sweater weather
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Woke LEGO set ideas:
• Guillotine + billionaire minifigs
• Protest blocking a highway
• Heated Rivalry 'All The Things She Said' club scene
• Luigi Mangione walking out of court a free man
• Queer vegan roommates having a house meeting
• Podcast no one listens to
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What are the chances I can make a batch of shortbread cookies before game night tonight?
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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UPDATE: Still fine and helping a lot of others be fine too.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.

They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
Today House Republicans voted 216-211 to pass MTG’s bill to criminalize gender-affirming care for minors nationwide, marking the first time a national ban on care for trans youth has reached — and passed — the House floor.
www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Bill Punishing Doctors And Parents Clears House Floor
If passed, the bill would punish doctors and parents who provide or consent to a minor receiving gender-affirming care.
www.huffpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Shockingly, this bill would have failed were it not for the 3 Democrat defections.
Just now, a national trans healthcare felony ban for youth has passed the US House, with 10 year prison terms.

3 Dems crossed party lines to vote to jail providers.

4 GOP crossed party lines to vote against.

It is not expected to pass the Senate, where Dems hold filibuster power.

Story to come.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Running into your senior director at the brewery craft market event is like running into your middle school teacher at the grocery store
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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The concept of reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it and releasing your inhibitions
a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Most cornbread is just yellow cake with a lil extra chew
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The cure for the mail loneliness epidemic is serving on a small gunship, forming a battle tested brotherhood, and experiencing homoerotic tension with the pilot
The cure for the mail loneliness epidemic is forming competitive artillery teams
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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You want me to come into the office to work together? That’s so gay, Bro. You better not try anything like collaborating with our lips.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Art night was a success
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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it's not even saying someone is crazy, it's so much more nuanced than that. it's conveying someone who is legitimately on to something, who has descended into a world of madness to find it. it's an affirmation of charlie as something tenacious but misunderstood in all of us. in this essay i will-
the right attitude
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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where are my backup singers????
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Has anyone confirmed what Unusual Whales is reporting because I’m pretty sure they just post rage bait, unsupported headlines?
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*deep sigh
Should I get back on Snapchat?
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This idiot chose the busiest Saturday to get all his family’s Xmas presents
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Decembers always get me feeling like Bilbo Baggins - too little butter over too much bread
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It should not be 60F in Salt Lake City in mid-December
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We have money for universal healthcare, we have money for free public transit, we have money for fixing infrastructure, we have money to fix food deserts. These psychopaths in power would rather burn our resources and logistical might on war for their own personal wealth.
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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For some reason, political violence doesn’t count when Shapiro indirectly, and Cox directly, sicced cops on peaceful Palestine encampments on college campuses in their respective states
Govs. Shapiro and Cox warn of growing political violence, saying that the shooting of Charlie Kirk exposed a need for dialogue in the U.S. on how to discuss political differences.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Finally got a tiger from the tiger factory
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM