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Ryan
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This is what I mean when I say I’m an emotional cowboy
We need another Indiana Jones movie where they really lean into the roots of the franchise - a hot otter beats the shit out of nazis
I think my phone’s dark mode as rescued my Bluesky icon from the update
Logging in for work
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We—as a species—have learned SO much about the world, which is reflected in our technology, but that knowledge is used to misinform the public rather than shared with them. Imagine the policy debates we’d have if everyone had a firm grounding in science, psych, rhetoric, political theory, sociology…
Trimmed the mustache and now I feel like the most bearish otter
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im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied
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I really need people to understand that a government this antagonistic to its own citizens that has manufactured crisis after crisis is not a government that intends to honor democratic removal. Because they know what would have to happen for the nation to heal.

It’s gonna get bad.
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
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Kinda seems like at some point people are going to wonder by what authority federal taxes are being withheld from their paychecks 🤷‍♂️
The local cidery around the corner from my place had a ren faire anniversary party and much tomfoolery ensued
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October feeling a bit like
I’m gonna see if the miso brings a good umami caramel flavor
My intentions with the biscotti is to test this recipe I have in my mind and if they turn out well, I’ll add them to the cookie boxes I want to make for Christmas
Next week’s baking projects are going to be a caraway carrot cake and miso sesame biscotti. I’ve officially got the baking bug
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congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
If it’s a left handed one, does it count?
I got star baker at the office this morning with my spiced orange and fig tea loaf
Gonna get so wine drunk/cross faded and bake a tea loaf and clean my apartment tonight
Do I look like someone who knows what an accrual is?
Bridges are collapsing, computer servers are crashing, government employees are furloughed. Yeah the US Empire is truly in death throes now baby
Considering writing an ick track
Technically I don’t think it comes with sunglasses anymore
What is the alpha male context for looking at shirtless men, I’m so lost