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jordan

@pyroov8.bsky.social

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Pyruvate like the molecule. 6’3”, 28, he/him, en/es. twitch streamer 🇮🇪🇸🇰 https://linktr.ee/pyroov8

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Dec 31

oop, didn’t see you there

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 26

Real

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 23

in nyc preferably Brooklyn

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 23

anyone know any good iPhone screen replacement places bc mine just feel face first on concrete

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · Aug 22

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · Aug 21

Piss is stored in the Mega Victreebel

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · May 14

Very Frutiger-Aero-style chat between two cute dogs and a cat. Text: hey guys im happy ur online. how are u??

just another wonderful day surfing the net.

listening to my favorite rockin tunes as always.

cool i am just relaxing at home i'm having soda.

i said ass crack today can you guys say it to. no one else i know is going in hell when they die.

(other swears are ok it’s mainly just that)

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 21

*pretends family drama doesn’t affect me*

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Kream @savagegoodboy.bsky.social · Aug 21

Me opening the fridge at 3am

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 21

soulless ginger allegations not being beaten rn

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Dick Vein Dyke @dickveindyke.bsky.social · Aug 21

In my natural habitat (at Julius’ with my friends).
📸 @domusdommi.bsky.social
@br3l00m.bsky.social @pyroov8.bsky.social

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 21

My demonic energy seeping out

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 21

I know Kathy at home is triggered by that molasses #BB27

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 21

ohhhhh that Rylie segment really pmo #BB27

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 20

have been living with hella anxiety for the past month as 1) my dog died and 2) there’s been an adderall shortage and I haven’t been able to get meds

got my script filled yesterday and wow my brain feels so calm today

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BB Elephant @perdu-max.bsky.social · Aug 18

well HE IS NOW #BB27

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BOOston gay boy™️ @bostongayboy.bsky.social · Aug 18

Taylor swift holding the leaning tower of pisa

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 18

doing the Lorde’s work, Phil

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 18

It is so confusing so pls lmk if you figure it out.. I saw someone mention splitting your audio into two different parts but I got lost

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 18

Spill sister

jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 18

hi gay people - what cute speedos are on the market these days for a Fire Island trip

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BB Lion 🦁 @bblionotev.bsky.social · Aug 17

Kat: whos your least favorite person on ever big brother?
Rachel: no one, I love them all
Kat: say it, say it
Rachel: Zae #bb27

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jordan @pyroov8.bsky.social · Aug 14

Tbh PGH!

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · Aug 13

Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.