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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 17m

My go-to is on the safer side according to that report, but I’ll probably stop after I run out and just have like…chocolate milk or something afterwards

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 30m

Honestly, lead poisoning doesn’t sound half bad these days

Matt, a Caucasian man in his thirties with brown curly hair pulled back, is drinking a chocolate protein shake

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10h

i've had it podcast, i wasn't familiar with your game

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 11h

"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 10h

this is like a sketch from the alternate universe where Matt Rogers got on SNL instead of Bowen Yang

Nick, a very well manicured white 30 year old man, from Love is Blind

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 11h

I followed my Fenway PCP when he left for Atrius like a year ago and I have been so much happier if anyone happens to be looking for places to move now

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 15h

1. In a major capitulation to Trump, Fenway Health, a center ostensibly dedicated to LGBTQ+ healthcare, has ended its trans care program under 19.

It could have fought for its patients. It chose instead to roll over.

Community members are devastated.

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Fenway Health Restricts Treatment for Patients Under 19 In Capitulation To Trump

“This is a fundamental betrayal to the core mission of Fenway and the patients they serve.”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 11h

I was just saying that she must be the best hair dresser because of that “you go to a town with two barbers, which barber do you go to? The barber with the worse haircut” joke

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 11h

It’s also this weird mix of DEEPLY religious and so vocally horny. He doesn’t seem like a real person - just someone doing what he thinks people are supposed to do

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 11h

Oh no the not gay guy is freaking out because this girl is not open to religion even though she explained she stopped believing in god because of how her mother died a slow, painful death

And like…this is genuinely so sad cuz it’s like he knows religion is the only reason he’s not being himself

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

Or if it is, I hope it is like Julianne Moore on 30 Rock levels of Jesus

a woman with red hair is talking to a man and says what you 're proposing is sin , jack .

ALT: a woman with red hair is talking to a man and says what you 're proposing is sin , jack .

media.tenor.com

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

I can’t fucking WAIT for the Boston season next year

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

We jumped ship last season pretty quick so I can’t compare but these people are monsters.

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

What the actual fuck is up with these people on Love is Blind this season!? Oh my god

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

AND THEN THIS OTHER GIRL IS STILL DATING A GUY OUTSIDE!?! She admitted it is important to her boyfriend that he be dating someone on reality tv!?! And now she’s confused why the guy in the pods is mad about that!?

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 12h

OH WAIT HE LIKE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT IS

OH MY GOD

Like…his mother came to him and asked if he was gay, and they’re clearly a religious family, and like…oh this poor man

He’s still so annoying but so sad

Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

and this other one who’s like “Annie is such a sexy name to me” is…definitely gay right?

He talks about sex in a way none of these other guys do, it is SCREAMING “I have to prove how hetero I am to everyone but most of all MYSELF”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

and this other one who’s like “Annie is such a sexy name to me” is…definitely gay right?

He talks about sex in a way none of these other guys do, it is SCREAMING “I have to prove how hetero I am to everyone but most of all MYSELF”

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

OH NO THIS GUY IS NOT ATTRACTED TO HIS FIANCÉ AT ALLLLLLL

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

This guy seemed so normal and then said “oh this other guy’s kid has type 2 diabetes and I just don’t understand that, health has to be a priority, just eat better” to a girl whose dad died of diabetes

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 13h

this season does seem to have a lot less “I need to get married so I can immediately have children to please the lord” than the last few seasons have had

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Spencer 🫧 @gayinthebubble.bsky.social · 15h

hey siri, play “you gotta be” by des’ree

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

How dare you call yourself Sparkle Megan and not show up in every pod date like this

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

SHE’S NOT EVEN THAT SPARKLY!!!

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20h

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
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Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

They list some safe alternatives! The one I’ve been going to seems to be fine in moderation (muscle milk) but I’ll swap to one of the ones they recommend to be safe

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

We have HEARD, and I usually bail after the pods but it seems like this season is a MESS so I might stick around

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Matt Makes Mermaid Movies @mattbr.bsky.social · 15h

(We’re watching Love is Blind, btw)

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