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Whiskey drinking, hell raising. Harry Dresden, but for Salesforce. Gluten free sports.
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape.

After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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After years and years of advocacy, RECA has been expanded to compensate Downwinders. New Mexicans impacted by the long-term consequences of radiation exposure can visit the new online claims portal to file a claim. My office is ready to assist you.
Radiation Exposure Compensation Act
www.justice.gov
February 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If we could pay delivery drivers well enough to get Chinese food, pizza and KFC delivered in the 90s we could do it again, it's just these chucklefuck CEOs don't want to.
Grim news out of Seattle: we passed an ordinance raising the pay of delivery drivers, but the result has been fewer delivery orders, leaving many of them worse off.

It may just be that "instant delivery of your food" is not a practical business & only exploitation can make it "work."
Seattle's gig worker law was supposed to boost pay. It did at first, until orders dropped
It’s been two years since Seattle’s gig worker minimum wage took effect. It was intended to boost labor standards for app-based drivers who deliver food for companies like DoorDash or Uber Eats. How h...
www.kuow.org
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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So I tried & failed to arrange a meeting with the guy trying to sell my bike on FB Marketplace—now he's blocked me.

I wonder if any of you lovely people with a Facebook account would like to try to arrange a meeting w him in New Haven. All I need is a place & time: www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I still keep up with quite a few people from high school and right after. It probably helps that I still live in the same town
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I bought a mini laser printer for shipping labels (fuck Canon and their DRM) and I've shipped $75 worth of packages today alone lol
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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ARCH ENEMY Appears To Have Reunited With Ex-Vocalist ANGELA GOSSOW metalinjection.net/news/arch-en...
ARCH ENEMY Appears To Have Reunited With Ex-Vocalist ANGELA GOSSOW - Metal Injection
Arch Enemy and Angela Gossow share matching teasers after Alissa White-Gluz’s departure, fueling speculation of a full-circle return.
metalinjection.net
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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If you saw the creepy Ring Super Bowl commercial then you know they're manufacturing consent for a surveillance state (that serves ICE) by emotionally blackmailing us with our dogs' safety.

This flyer can be printed out and posted all over, or shared online. Get your $ back, fuck ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I guess this explains Kenny Omega supporting Brody King on Dynamite last night...
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I'm pretty sure my house is on a ley line or something because the amount of lost dogs that spawn in my yard is ridiculous.

Here's the latest one.
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Can confirm, was just in B&N a few weeks ago and overheard a teenager asking her mom to buy her a paperback of something they were reading in English class. Mom was confused bc they were reading it in class but the kid just really wanted her own.
I've said this before but I truly believe we could revitalize YA and kidlit overnight by switching to MMPB and paperback first. Kids want paperbacks! It is by far the biggest request I get from teen readers.
hello this is the official petition to bring back mass market paperbacks!! mmpbs are good actually and everyone should do them!! i think esp romantasy readers would really love that shit! and you can still spray those edges!!! bring back mass market paperbacks thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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okay so I actually just got off the phone with some UTEP and travel industry people if anybody is interested in a quick thread about "what an athletic department does when they wake up and see the FAA has closed their airport"
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Wasn't this an episode of Criminal Minds?
EXCLUSIVE: A whistleblower tells @thebarbedwire.com he spent years burying radioactive fracking waste, which melted the bones in his neck and jaw. Then a residential community — and an elementary school — was built on top. 🧵

thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/11/a...
Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There.
Then an elementary school was built on top of it.
thebarbedwire.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Phil Weiser sued Trump 50+ times and won most of them. He's fighting back.

Michael Bennet voted to confirm Trump’s Cabinet 8x more than other Democrats, empowering the same administration attacking Colorado.

One defends us. One enables. It’s that simple.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
What's next, gonna accuse us of blowing the budget on the Costco hot dog combo?
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Guess it's as good a time as any to start these. I hear good things about them!
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.

Its curling time!

(this time with the Alt text)
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM