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rarely capitalized. i repost a lot, often about dogs, psychiatry, psychedelics but critical of the hypefest, large event medical, good books, low-key knitting, privacy
i’m an annoying x and i think the kids should be throwing all their cash money at you with both fists
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This fight from Minneapolis to Anchorage decided to skip the headache and go to Seattle instead.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
you can also microwave a potato the night before to use for home fries the next morning (my version of home fries isn't the little deep-fried cubes, i make the hippie smooshed potatoes with herbs/garlic)
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ah, but: you can microwave the potato and then finish it with oil/salt in the oven (about 15-20 minutes)

it's extra time but it's less time than using the oven all the way through
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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[I’m an insurance guy]
ADVERSE SELECTION BABY
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
lot of weirdos out there
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
john, the difference is that you & your unit - in fact, your whole branch of the service - were not regularly seen smashing windows & detaining day care workers & telling people you didn’t have to identify yourself

hth
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
but why the lemon
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
because he’s so good at this, the videos are all very short, so you can snack on them between chores
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM