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Malcontent Chicagoan by way of California 🛠️ Theatre Enabler 🛠️ Leftist Female Bisexual Over 40, that’s why you can’t see me 👻
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For my Chicago neighbors, here's the petition to sign to oppose the delivery robots: nosidewalkbots.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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we got about a jar of giardiniera worth of snow in Chicago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
What’s the opposite of a tight five?
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Snowy day at the corner of Clark and Addison. Good morning from Chicago.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This feels like a Mountain Goats song if anything cc: @popelizbet.bsky.social
stalking a krazy kat balloon through the late 20s jersey hinterlands feels like the makings of one hell of a novel
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
*rolls eyes into the sun*
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Make sure Darnielle sees this guys
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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find someone who builds you up the way grok builds elon up
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
shirts
SHEP’S GOT SHITTS THIS IS NOT A DRIL
ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
SHEP’S GOT SHITTS THIS IS NOT A DRIL
ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
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November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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ignore the shop name they won't let him change - you want some anarchist oxen merch or a SORTA FAMOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LAW shirt demonstrating you understand limited purpose public figures from my fave trans man sheep and goat farmer , @neolithicsheep.bsky.social ! www.teepublic.com/user/goatlady
T-Shirts by GoatLady | TeePublic
Shop t-shirts, phone cases, hoodies, art prints and mugs created by independent artists from around the globe.
www.teepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
These people are vile
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hot and based
Basically what Mom & Dad said 👇🏾
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hey that sounds good

Start working with labor
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This chipmunk came up to me and said “Chicago will outlive the federal government” what did he mean by this
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bill Clinton let a near child get her life utterly torn apart on national television and we had to watch. I was 14 when Monica was being called a slut at 11:30 every weeknight. Fuck Bill Clinton.
The reason why most women my age couldn't care less if Bill Clinton goes down with the ship is that we were teens & young women when the Anita Hill and Monica Lewinsky scandals happened. It's rotten to the core. All the way down. Your "lost" era is not ours.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Biden winning only further proved former First Lady correct by showing that when a qualified man is the opponent they’ll make the rational choice but when you put a woman on the ballot they collectively shit the bed.
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Say it again LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
No more cishet white men in any leadership roles for 50 years. Just as a palette cleanser. If they behave in the interim we'll consider letting them back in
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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keep my death threats in a special place called my mental palace
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Vibes
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is she still on about this? Girl go get a whistle and stand outside JESUS

“Disappeared” DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF
BlueSky is a bad site used by good people. That describes most social media sites. But BlueSky is egregiously unethical. Any of you can be disappeared for baseless reasons. I've been on social media for 17 years and never been suspended. BlueSky is the first place to do so – over Johnny Cash lyrics.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
All news should be free. Those involved in the news should be paid well for their labor, but that actual content should be free and hyper accessible (so no ads or junk gunking up the means of access).

Access to the information is a human right.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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What we consider serious must be redefined. 'Women's issues', like sexual abuse, are not actually considered serious. If they were, the world would be unrecognizable. Even though 'women's issues' are often the subtext of war, economies, politics and other subjects that are treated with gravity.
It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This skoot gave me a hard-on
At this point we have to assume that if the Epstein files are released they will
- end the Trump Presidency
- implicate many other prominent Republicans
- destroy the careers of AG Bondi and his other defenders
This is beginning to feel like the greatest scandal in American history.
Trump has done enormous harm to the country.
He is a deeply corrupt and venal man.
He is wildly unpopular, his agenda more so. He's lost the consent of the governed.
He is old, infirm & clearly no longer mentally competent to run a nation.

It is time now to start talking about him moving on👇
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM