ProbablyP3
@probablyp3.bsky.social
Windblown dipshit.
29, He/They
29, He/They
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healing my inner child via mercy kill
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
healing my inner child via mercy kill
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And of course, here are some behind-the-scenes photos from Metropolis:
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
And of course, here are some behind-the-scenes photos from Metropolis:
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They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town
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Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
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I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game
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proud to announce the first morality system in a video game entirely driven by kantian ethics. as predicted and intended, everyone hates it
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
proud to announce the first morality system in a video game entirely driven by kantian ethics. as predicted and intended, everyone hates it
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you actually know what the numbers in Pokemon mean you a bitch to me
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me after a 50mg
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
me after a 50mg
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
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AI isn’t going to take your job
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
AI isn’t going to take your job
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
I am
You’re going to go in to your next shift and I will be there, I will be wearing your clothing and your badge, I will be sitting in your chair, I will be answering to your name
As much as you tell people I’m not you, they won’t believe you or recognize you
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Vince Guaraldi charlie brown is the only christmas music I can listen to on repeat and never get tired of it, the lingering sense of melancholy makes it utterly timeless and not cloying in the slightest
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Vince Guaraldi charlie brown is the only christmas music I can listen to on repeat and never get tired of it, the lingering sense of melancholy makes it utterly timeless and not cloying in the slightest
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
Everyone saying this in the ramp up to the election were correct and the party loyalists still argue online for free that the Dems can do no wrong.
Autopsy Says Corporate Capture, Support for Genocide Were Key Factors in Democrats' 2024 Disaster | Common Dreams
"Harris and the Democratic Party leadership prioritized the agendas of corporate donors and gambled on a centrist path, while largely abandoning working-class, young, and progressive voters."
www.commondreams.org
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth
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You don't need to be able to read every pore and eyelash on a character's face for "good" graphics. You need good art direction and design. Those are what ensure your game still looks striking and memorable even decades later.
When you consider that this beauty runs on 25 year old hardware, the possibilities for us are still endless.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You don't need to be able to read every pore and eyelash on a character's face for "good" graphics. You need good art direction and design. Those are what ensure your game still looks striking and memorable even decades later.
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can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob
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If the last 10 years have been weird for you maybe check if your phone is in Disturb mode
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If the last 10 years have been weird for you maybe check if your phone is in Disturb mode
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i don't know who needs to hear this. but you can't just submit a photo of jeffrey epstein with "John blow" written on the bottom to the indie game awards and expect us to recognize that as a game. Please try submitting something with gameplay like your last game, Fez
December 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this. but you can't just submit a photo of jeffrey epstein with "John blow" written on the bottom to the indie game awards and expect us to recognize that as a game. Please try submitting something with gameplay like your last game, Fez
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"