some weirdo incel is talking about how the ideal girlfriend is 16 again so i'm going to repost the best own of libertarians ever written

oh good morning i'm texting

when i accidentally making eye contact with the hot girl in class

Anyone who feels the need to brag about how moral they are probably isn't

yall arent ready for me

too many people are way too horny at random people online. consider instead funneling that energy into something productive, like being horny for the alien from Alien, and posting about that online

Had a dream about going back to my highschool and playing football there as an adult and I think it was supposed to be me kicking their ass but very quickly my brain went lol no no no and it was just a dream about me being hurt and scared

there are false prophets who seek to deceive true believers everywhere you look. beware a mind without purpose for it will wander into dark places. an open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. none can withstand the faithful.

It's always funny to me that "Bronx Science" is the name of a very exclusive high school and not the title of the best independent rap album of 1993

Hard to see this ending anywhere other than a "Mars simulation colony" deep in a Guyanese jungle.

BABE LOOK I MADE IT