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I'm just a skunk with a rainbow on his dome
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been thinking really hard about this for the last eight minutes and i've come to the conclusion that Mr. Beast is Randall Flagg
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
been thinking really hard about this for the last eight minutes and i've come to the conclusion that Mr. Beast is Randall Flagg
reading "silly, ignorant, WOKE shill" with the same cadence as that "nonbinary ICBMs under a woke sky" tweet.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
reading "silly, ignorant, WOKE shill" with the same cadence as that "nonbinary ICBMs under a woke sky" tweet.
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
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one of the most purely enjoyable things I've ever watched and I will happily sit myself down in front of it whenever it's on
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
here is an essay about A Knight’s Tale
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/a-knights-...
this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/a-knights-...
A Knight's Tale
Heath Ledger changes his stars
goodmovie.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
one of the most purely enjoyable things I've ever watched and I will happily sit myself down in front of it whenever it's on
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie
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I totally support people not wanting to give Paramount money and won't watch Starfleet Academy. But when talking about it, remember, Academy was mostly made before the Skydance merger & the creatives on the show don't necessarily support David Ellison but can't speak out about it due to their jobs.
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I totally support people not wanting to give Paramount money and won't watch Starfleet Academy. But when talking about it, remember, Academy was mostly made before the Skydance merger & the creatives on the show don't necessarily support David Ellison but can't speak out about it due to their jobs.
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“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
January 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“in america, you deserve to be murdered by the state if you have gender pronouns in bio”
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look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time
Schumer: "It makes you think that maybe to Trump he wants to distract the American people, as he always does, from the skyrocketing costs they are facing, from the Epstein files."
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
look at some point you gotta face the fact that not everything is a distraction from everything else and there’s just a lot of bad stuff going on all the time
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new years thoughts
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
new years thoughts
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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something i’ve noticed recently is that rightwingers have been ramping up trying to make furries a new front in their social culture war and i’m not sure that’s going to work especially because it’s purely a social hobby
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
something i’ve noticed recently is that rightwingers have been ramping up trying to make furries a new front in their social culture war and i’m not sure that’s going to work especially because it’s purely a social hobby
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after reading the Nuzzi and Lizza pieces yesterday I don’t want to see any of you badmouthing your own writing again
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
after reading the Nuzzi and Lizza pieces yesterday I don’t want to see any of you badmouthing your own writing again
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God bless whoever not only
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
God bless whoever not only
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
1) made a compilation of all these stupid (positive) videos, but
2) set it to this music
I worked way harder on this single image than anyone who worked on this cuomo ad worked on this cuomo ad. In case anyone was curious.
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I worked way harder on this single image than anyone who worked on this cuomo ad worked on this cuomo ad. In case anyone was curious.
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Pets Tell Tales: Ancient Rome might have a little something to say about tyrants, fascists and empire.
Art/Lettering by @jordancollver.bsky.social
Words by Calcagus, enemy of Rome
Art/Lettering by @jordancollver.bsky.social
Words by Calcagus, enemy of Rome
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Pets Tell Tales: Ancient Rome might have a little something to say about tyrants, fascists and empire.
Art/Lettering by @jordancollver.bsky.social
Words by Calcagus, enemy of Rome
Art/Lettering by @jordancollver.bsky.social
Words by Calcagus, enemy of Rome
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Look people, the base game won awards. In the expansion you can play a party of dogs during the alien apocalypse. YOU ARE THE HERO DOGGOS. What the hell else do you need in an RPG?
If you're really craving being the person to get a kickstarter over the 500 follower point and on its way towards 600, I've got you covered!! THE LAST CARAVAN is returning to kickstarter soon!!
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Coming soon: The Last Caravan: Westward Bound
The next installment of "The Last Caravan", a roleplaying game about a midwinter road trip in the wake of an alien invasion.
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September 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Look people, the base game won awards. In the expansion you can play a party of dogs during the alien apocalypse. YOU ARE THE HERO DOGGOS. What the hell else do you need in an RPG?
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Nothing is better at making you hate someone you like than Instagram
April 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nothing is better at making you hate someone you like than Instagram