Biker Mutt Emi
@priestessemi.bsky.social
"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it."
Im really normal about Machines
30 It/its
MDNI
Im really normal about Machines
30 It/its
MDNI
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when the 450lb white woman i met on hinge finally comes over after 3 weeks of me saying ill knock her up and she genuinely flattens my shi like prime ray lewis
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
when the 450lb white woman i met on hinge finally comes over after 3 weeks of me saying ill knock her up and she genuinely flattens my shi like prime ray lewis
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remember comrades. when you order dinner delivery from Doordash™ tonight, make sure you choose "NO ICE" for your drink option !!! send a message to the cheeto and his gestapo !! #Resist
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 AM
remember comrades. when you order dinner delivery from Doordash™ tonight, make sure you choose "NO ICE" for your drink option !!! send a message to the cheeto and his gestapo !! #Resist
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i can draw anything
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
i can draw anything
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I don't know how to explain it, but a toe ring feels like a sluttier piece of jewelry than a prince albert
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I don't know how to explain it, but a toe ring feels like a sluttier piece of jewelry than a prince albert
Was given a drawing tablet over the holidays so decided I should try to learn basic art outside just Warhammer painting. a week in and this has been fun so far.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Was given a drawing tablet over the holidays so decided I should try to learn basic art outside just Warhammer painting. a week in and this has been fun so far.
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my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
March 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops
The almost comical timing of needing pricey car repairs followed by my job cutting our hours for the week.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The almost comical timing of needing pricey car repairs followed by my job cutting our hours for the week.
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Knights always be like "I'll never turn on my lord!" my brother in christ look into my amulet
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Knights always be like "I'll never turn on my lord!" my brother in christ look into my amulet
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monopoly but one player owns all the properties and the others have to hunt them and put them down like a dog
January 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
monopoly but one player owns all the properties and the others have to hunt them and put them down like a dog
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all clothes is counterrevolutionary... clothes is instruments of capitalism and imperialism... we all have to take our socks off now please please please we have to fight the global spread of fascism socks off now please please please
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
all clothes is counterrevolutionary... clothes is instruments of capitalism and imperialism... we all have to take our socks off now please please please we have to fight the global spread of fascism socks off now please please please
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is Kat Abu violating campaign finance laws? is this gaining votes? wouldnt it be better spen
*you bolt awake* You are not online. You are Colonel Brom of the 37th Taratus Planetary Defense Force Regiment. You have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Cadia er Taratus must not burn
*you bolt awake* You are not online. You are Colonel Brom of the 37th Taratus Planetary Defense Force Regiment. You have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Cadia er Taratus must not burn
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
is Kat Abu violating campaign finance laws? is this gaining votes? wouldnt it be better spen
*you bolt awake* You are not online. You are Colonel Brom of the 37th Taratus Planetary Defense Force Regiment. You have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Cadia er Taratus must not burn
*you bolt awake* You are not online. You are Colonel Brom of the 37th Taratus Planetary Defense Force Regiment. You have changed your mind. The future must not come to pass. Cadia er Taratus must not burn
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
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partitioning the linux robotgirl with a windows 11 installation while she cries and begs
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
partitioning the linux robotgirl with a windows 11 installation while she cries and begs
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the pop tarts are screaming. can’t you hear them screaming? why can’t any of you hear them screaming?
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the pop tarts are screaming. can’t you hear them screaming? why can’t any of you hear them screaming?
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Things can feel hopeless but this year, people fought back. Here's how the town of Ypsilanti, Michigan is taking on the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
A Small Town Is Fighting a $1.2 Billion AI Datacenter for America's Nuclear Weapon Scientists
Ypsilanti, Michigan has officially decided to fight against the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Things can feel hopeless but this year, people fought back. Here's how the town of Ypsilanti, Michigan is taking on the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
www.404media.co/a-small-town...
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i'm from Sombertown and i say kill Burgermeister Meisterburger
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i'm from Sombertown and i say kill Burgermeister Meisterburger
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[innocently] i'm sure everything bad in my life or at least my perception of it will simply disappear once this cursed month ends :-)
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
[innocently] i'm sure everything bad in my life or at least my perception of it will simply disappear once this cursed month ends :-)
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me, half an hour into the polycule meet:
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
me, half an hour into the polycule meet:
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open up your polycule skilltree. here you can spec into all kinds of upgrades to your polycule. you can start the 'everyone watches an episode of king of the hill together because they're too tired from work to fuck' pathway for two skill points.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
open up your polycule skilltree. here you can spec into all kinds of upgrades to your polycule. you can start the 'everyone watches an episode of king of the hill together because they're too tired from work to fuck' pathway for two skill points.
I got married today 💜
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I got married today 💜
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submissives will spending extraordinary amounts of time and effort on demonstrations of deep, servile devotion that truly stir your heart as a dominant and make you feel exalted, worshiped and adored, and it's beautiful that sometimes all it takes to repay that feeling in kind is jerking off to it
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
submissives will spending extraordinary amounts of time and effort on demonstrations of deep, servile devotion that truly stir your heart as a dominant and make you feel exalted, worshiped and adored, and it's beautiful that sometimes all it takes to repay that feeling in kind is jerking off to it