Presley
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Presley
@presleypack.bsky.social
Invincible, figure skating, Wild Robot, weaving, nonsense and memes
This seems accurate for Ilia as well lol
My husband just described Alysa as the only figure skater who seems like she could just as easily have been a skateboarder #GPF #GPFigure
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Please, Japan, take the third men’s US spot. Please. I’m begging
This is why I need to take extra spots from other federations because the Japanese ladies need them more #GPF #GPFigure ⛸️
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I know people hate on Ilia but he’s like my punkass baby brother that does stupid shit like eat ghost peppers and backflip off things he shouldn’t and I can’t not love that, it’s endearing to me.

Yuma 100% has the better composed program and artistry and it better have its moment in Milan
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
so fucking petty. i hate it
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s funny that everyone was like “that was a cursed women’s SP” with no falls
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Do we think the US puts up Alysa and Isabeau for the team event or Alysa and Amber? I honestly am not sure
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Well today my kid asked me if and why the president wants segregation and if her black and brown friends are going to stop going to her school and I’m trying to not cry while making dinner
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well apparently bro attempted 5S at GPF practice so like idk maybe he is an alien (an Ilialien)
Someone posted a video on IG of Ilia doing a flawless 4A+eu+3F and I’m just like…is he an alien? Did turning 21 unlock a new level? Is he going to need joint replacements at 35? My brain just doesn’t comprehend
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
only an evil person would arrest a six year old
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Someone posted a video on IG of Ilia doing a flawless 4A+eu+3F and I’m just like…is he an alien? Did turning 21 unlock a new level? Is he going to need joint replacements at 35? My brain just doesn’t comprehend
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tag yourself, I’m coat bath
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Third US men’s spot is vibes only and Torg does not have the right vibes
Torg, what are you up to, my guy.... hmmmm
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me: puts together kid-approved Christmas list
Mother in law: “hey would your kids like this plastic piece of shit that’s a Prime deal?”
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Indy sports 🤝 Achilles injuries
I think Sauce’s Achilles just went FRRRRP!
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The way I know I’m getting old is i shoveled snow yesterday and my body is like “oh no you fucking don’t” today
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The regular price on that hoodie is $99.

Girl. Not in this economy
Football.

Home for the first time in a while.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Feels like a bad omen sending a QB out with a broken leg
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@profanity.accountant do your worst, bae
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m really not sure how I’m supposed to care about Black Friday deals when I’ve been getting emails about them since mid-November
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know what might restore the civility to air travel…releasing the Epstein files
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My in-laws basically beg and grovel for my kids to hug, kiss, cuddle them…and yet my kids’ favorite grandparent is my dad, who shows them YouTube videos about photosynthesis
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by Presley
A big snake came out of the cave. “Hello lunch,” said the snake when he saw Frog and Toad. He opened his wide mouth.

Frog and Toad jumped away.
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
One year we ate crab legs for Christmas dinner because my kid brothers were obsessed with Deadliest Catch, proof that one can prepare whatever holiday meal they please
every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh, so authorities are showing up at their homes, unannounced? They’re afraid someone who doesn’t like them is going to hurt them or their families? Hmmm. Sounds eerily familiar.
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM