Satya Prateek
prateek.fyi
Satya Prateek
@prateek.fyi
I exist (he/him)
Ended up writing a short blog about antigravity. Hopefully they fix the bug (?) with model overloading. prateek.fyi/blog/antigra...
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Quick thoughts - Gemini 3 is quite good.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Wow, cloudflare seriously?
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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the audio book engineer when it's time for her to record the RFK Jr. stuff
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.

We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Luis Diaz good lord
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Settings > Content & Media > Thread Preferences > Tree view ✅
I just discovered this tree view. Why isn't this enabled by default? Only this really makes sense for complex threads.
August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@pitaenigma.bsky.social In case you haven't seen this already!
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The ladder is a nice touch. Pleasingly low-tech retro stuff, none of this Tom Cruise shit with lasers
Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This is so cool!!
I have been working on a new USA Soccer stat hub for a couple of months now in Tableau, as I grew increasingly dissatisfied with what I put together at the start of 2025. It's *finally* ready for public consumption. The images here don't show the half of it:

public.tableau.com/views/MLSAdv...
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I have a modest proposal to address the Bluesky toxicity crisis.

First, we find a big boat.

Second? We get it stuck in a canal.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I wrote about this in "The Unaccountability Machine" - when you describe leveraged buyouts to ordinary people, half of them say that it should be illegal and the other half are often convinced that it already is.
Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
No matter how bleak things may seem, can always count on united to provide comedy in life. #epl-live
September 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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That was completely unnecessary by Sanchez but also, it was hilarious #epl-live
September 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Soccer would a healthier sport and more fun if heading was banned.

We'd have more goals!!!
Everybody should absolutely view this as an invitation to drop your spiciest soccer takes.
lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Levy & Woodward are to my knowledge two soccer executives that did the most phenomenal job at bringing commercial success to their clubs while mostly failing to translate that into on-field success.
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Man United? The international T-shirt brand?
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ok that's the funniest way for united to lose. Incredible effort
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ruben Amorim's refusal to coach more than one system, even if it makes the team worse, even if it requires a $300 million squad overhaul, even if after spending all that money his best player is still out of position, is a level of laziness that is frankly inspiring, perhaps heroic
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Silksong??? It's real?
August 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Gym 6 AM - 8 AM
Work 8 AM - 8 PM
Smash Bros - 9 PM - 2 AM

someone who is good at HR help me, my employees are dying
August 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Mental health update in the wake of the last 24 hours of Arsenal news
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Poor first half from gyok. Though it's very nice we can bring on Noni and havertz on for them #epl-live
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM