TeeJay Ach
@pragmaticleftist.bsky.social
When life gives you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.
I’m LGBT and think I’m funnier than I actually am. I may or may not be obsessed with the Simpsons. Animist.
Autism is a way of life.
(He/Him)
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
Under no pretext.
I’m LGBT and think I’m funnier than I actually am. I may or may not be obsessed with the Simpsons. Animist.
Autism is a way of life.
(He/Him)
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
Under no pretext.
Pinned
TeeJay Ach
@pragmaticleftist.bsky.social
· Mar 30
You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?
Everything’s going to be fine.
Everything’s going to be fine.
Only three of these are worth watching.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Only three of these are worth watching.
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As a criminal law professor, it’s truly unpleasant knowing that almost none of your students will become defence lawyers because they need to pay back loans. It actually plays a significant role in my decision of where to teach.
Law school cost me $190,000.
I have paid $206,000 since graduation.
I now owe $223,000.
I pay $830 per month, and next year it will be more.
I genuinely believe law school student loans are designed to make pro bono representation impossible.
I have paid $206,000 since graduation.
I now owe $223,000.
I pay $830 per month, and next year it will be more.
I genuinely believe law school student loans are designed to make pro bono representation impossible.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As a criminal law professor, it’s truly unpleasant knowing that almost none of your students will become defence lawyers because they need to pay back loans. It actually plays a significant role in my decision of where to teach.
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Totally normal. Perfect even. Only Democrats are in there. No mention of Trump at all.
...also, we're spending $1 million to redact the files that SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.
...also, we're spending $1 million to redact the files that SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Totally normal. Perfect even. Only Democrats are in there. No mention of Trump at all.
...also, we're spending $1 million to redact the files that SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.
...also, we're spending $1 million to redact the files that SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED.
Maximum Overdrive has a great soundtrack.
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Maximum Overdrive has a great soundtrack.
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the batshit American government is forcing children’s book publishers to put out the absolute wildest statements
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the batshit American government is forcing children’s book publishers to put out the absolute wildest statements
I officially have my Weird Al tickets for his tour!
I can’t wait until September!
I can’t wait until September!
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I officially have my Weird Al tickets for his tour!
I can’t wait until September!
I can’t wait until September!
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Yes! A prime of example of why *not* to go to the window after unexplained bright lights or loud noises which honestly, *duh*
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yes! A prime of example of why *not* to go to the window after unexplained bright lights or loud noises which honestly, *duh*
Before it was evident that he was a douchebag…
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Before it was evident that he was a douchebag…
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A real Thanksgiving story.
Wanda Dench accidentally texted Jamal Hinton to join her Thanksgiving dinner ten years ago but doubled down on the invitation, knowing it was a mistake. Hinton showed up to her house for a plate of turkey, and this year, they celebrate ten years of Thanksgivings together.
Wanda Dench accidentally texted Jamal Hinton to join her Thanksgiving dinner ten years ago but doubled down on the invitation, knowing it was a mistake. Hinton showed up to her house for a plate of turkey, and this year, they celebrate ten years of Thanksgivings together.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A real Thanksgiving story.
Wanda Dench accidentally texted Jamal Hinton to join her Thanksgiving dinner ten years ago but doubled down on the invitation, knowing it was a mistake. Hinton showed up to her house for a plate of turkey, and this year, they celebrate ten years of Thanksgivings together.
Wanda Dench accidentally texted Jamal Hinton to join her Thanksgiving dinner ten years ago but doubled down on the invitation, knowing it was a mistake. Hinton showed up to her house for a plate of turkey, and this year, they celebrate ten years of Thanksgivings together.
Long Black Veil
Name your fav Johnny Cash song.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Long Black Veil
You ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He’s a little wiener…
Name your fav character from The Simpsons.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He’s a little wiener…
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I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I repeat, RFK Jr doesn’t have to say “I’m banning vaccines” to effectively ban vaccines. Exhibit umpteen hundred and sixteen (this happened the same day they appointed the anti-vaxxing snake-oil salesman above as deputy CDC head):
Guillermo del Toro’s Johnny Mnemonic.
Guillermo del Toro’s Blues Clues
guillermo del toro's amelia bedelia
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Johnny Mnemonic.
The NYT food section is deranged.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The NYT food section is deranged.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Blow the Whistle on ICE!
Wear a whistle and use these simple codes to help keep your community safe!
#ICE #Immigration #Resist
Swipe or visit migrawhistlepdx.org
Wear a whistle and use these simple codes to help keep your community safe!
#ICE #Immigration #Resist
Swipe or visit migrawhistlepdx.org
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Blow the Whistle on ICE!
Wear a whistle and use these simple codes to help keep your community safe!
#ICE #Immigration #Resist
Swipe or visit migrawhistlepdx.org
Wear a whistle and use these simple codes to help keep your community safe!
#ICE #Immigration #Resist
Swipe or visit migrawhistlepdx.org
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They could have saved ink and just said “No fun allowed”…
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
They could have saved ink and just said “No fun allowed”…
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Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate.
On November 24, 1971, a man using the name Dan Cooper boarded a flight from Portland, Oregon, to Seattle.
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
This marked the beginning of a legendary but unsolved heist, a cold case that’s among the most infamous criminal mysteries in American history. 🧵⬇️
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy DB Cooper Day to all who celebrate.
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I continue to hope San Diego DA Stephan is proud of herself. theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine
Daniel Sanchez is facing federal charges for what free speech advocates say is a clear attack on the First Amendment.
theintercept.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I continue to hope San Diego DA Stephan is proud of herself. theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...
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Having your government’s health agency run by a drooling lunatic whack job high on hallucinogens beheading whales & sending nasty dick pics to Nuzzi The Reporter is suboptimal.
This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Having your government’s health agency run by a drooling lunatic whack job high on hallucinogens beheading whales & sending nasty dick pics to Nuzzi The Reporter is suboptimal.
