Doctor Cucumber
@possumdementhe.bsky.social
Just a bendy intersex/trans possum attempting to be a hoopy frood. ✡️
e/em/eir Check out pronoun labeler. @pronouns.diy
Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.
e/em/eir Check out pronoun labeler. @pronouns.diy
Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.
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I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
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People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
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Unsolicited artist advice of the day: if you're a freelancer with no back up devices or storage, remember to pick a few things up in the black Friday sales. Even a pen drive to back up your projects so if you have a catastrophic hard drive failure you wont lose everything..learn from my mistakes. 😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Unsolicited artist advice of the day: if you're a freelancer with no back up devices or storage, remember to pick a few things up in the black Friday sales. Even a pen drive to back up your projects so if you have a catastrophic hard drive failure you wont lose everything..learn from my mistakes. 😅
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I'm just going to assume Sean Duffy got caught buying a Real Doll with taxpayer money and he had to come up with something.
Also, the idea that the auto/insurance industry uses gender-less crash test dummies because of woke instead of cost cutting is cute.
www.transportation.gov/briefing-roo...
Also, the idea that the auto/insurance industry uses gender-less crash test dummies because of woke instead of cost cutting is cute.
www.transportation.gov/briefing-roo...
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm just going to assume Sean Duffy got caught buying a Real Doll with taxpayer money and he had to come up with something.
Also, the idea that the auto/insurance industry uses gender-less crash test dummies because of woke instead of cost cutting is cute.
www.transportation.gov/briefing-roo...
Also, the idea that the auto/insurance industry uses gender-less crash test dummies because of woke instead of cost cutting is cute.
www.transportation.gov/briefing-roo...
I think I need to rewrite my GFM because I don't think people get just how dire the situation is when it's genuinely making me struggle to afford food, healthcare, and I can't even think about what's gonna happen if I don't have a new job by summer.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I think I need to rewrite my GFM because I don't think people get just how dire the situation is when it's genuinely making me struggle to afford food, healthcare, and I can't even think about what's gonna happen if I don't have a new job by summer.
The Internet sure did bury all those pedophiles within "Gender Critical" circles including the one who molested her sister and wrote about it, and the one who admitted to SAing kids in the bathroom to "prove" trans status.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Internet sure did bury all those pedophiles within "Gender Critical" circles including the one who molested her sister and wrote about it, and the one who admitted to SAing kids in the bathroom to "prove" trans status.
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Help! I've been arrested for being too silly!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Help! I've been arrested for being too silly!!!
Cool, love how I'm still marked red on Shinigami Eyes, but people who run around calling me and other poor transfems a 'brick' or otherwise body shame us are green.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cool, love how I'm still marked red on Shinigami Eyes, but people who run around calling me and other poor transfems a 'brick' or otherwise body shame us are green.
I'm tired of getting yelled at for pronouncing stuff with correct pronunciation as it's spelled, especially when what people assert as 'correct' isn't even the 'hooked on phonics' interpretation.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm tired of getting yelled at for pronouncing stuff with correct pronunciation as it's spelled, especially when what people assert as 'correct' isn't even the 'hooked on phonics' interpretation.
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I had to copyright strike 15 listings with stolen pins in them on aliexpress alone, and I do a sweep every few months 😭
their IP protection platform makes it easy, but wiping these bootleg pins out on other platforms is going to be a PAIN
their IP protection platform makes it easy, but wiping these bootleg pins out on other platforms is going to be a PAIN
Ugh, here's another reminder to never shop for pins at Shein, they keep stealing my (and many other artists) work 💀💀💀
Time to file some copyright takedowns on my day off 😔
Time to file some copyright takedowns on my day off 😔
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I had to copyright strike 15 listings with stolen pins in them on aliexpress alone, and I do a sweep every few months 😭
their IP protection platform makes it easy, but wiping these bootleg pins out on other platforms is going to be a PAIN
their IP protection platform makes it easy, but wiping these bootleg pins out on other platforms is going to be a PAIN
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Fucking Possum in my garbage can 🥺. Definitely a first..
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fucking Possum in my garbage can 🥺. Definitely a first..
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So jaded by the mainstream media’s unacknowledged thumb on the scales that this hardly raises my blood pressure anymore.
If there's one thing the mainstream news media love to overlook, it's the impact of the mainstream news media. The petite Tea Party in all its elite-backed astroturfiness was hailed like a sacred comet; the historically huge No Kings was played down by the NY Times, among other publications.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So jaded by the mainstream media’s unacknowledged thumb on the scales that this hardly raises my blood pressure anymore.
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I invented this thing called The Utility Mat
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
November 3, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I invented this thing called The Utility Mat
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
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my "Not Enron" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
my "Not Enron" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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This is grotesque lol
Well the Atlantic is trash apparently
Well the Atlantic is trash apparently
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is grotesque lol
Well the Atlantic is trash apparently
Well the Atlantic is trash apparently
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If there's one thing the mainstream news media love to overlook, it's the impact of the mainstream news media. The petite Tea Party in all its elite-backed astroturfiness was hailed like a sacred comet; the historically huge No Kings was played down by the NY Times, among other publications.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If there's one thing the mainstream news media love to overlook, it's the impact of the mainstream news media. The petite Tea Party in all its elite-backed astroturfiness was hailed like a sacred comet; the historically huge No Kings was played down by the NY Times, among other publications.
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It's an ancient Yiddish curse:
"May your television show live up to its name"
"May your television show live up to its name"
I need a button to tell Netflix that I absolutely do not want to fucking watch Nobody Wants This because I have zero interest in consuming media produced by goyim that hate Jewish women and they keep pushing it at me RELENTLESSLY and I get angry every time I see it pop up and I can’t stop it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's an ancient Yiddish curse:
"May your television show live up to its name"
"May your television show live up to its name"
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So I'm struggling to remember the name of this dumpling thing, it's kind of like a half-inch-thick round rice noodle cut into 2" lengths. Anyone know the name?
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So I'm struggling to remember the name of this dumpling thing, it's kind of like a half-inch-thick round rice noodle cut into 2" lengths. Anyone know the name?
Lol anyone wanna refinance their student loan for $200 each or some other referral to help with my debt?
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lol anyone wanna refinance their student loan for $200 each or some other referral to help with my debt?
A lot of people just casually admit they can't cook this time of year. And I regularly meet people who never eat anything resembling home cooking either, only doing restaurants/fast food/frozen.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A lot of people just casually admit they can't cook this time of year. And I regularly meet people who never eat anything resembling home cooking either, only doing restaurants/fast food/frozen.
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Sig is really doubling down on being the douchiest gun company
The thing is, everyone who's a gun enthusiast knows about the P320 recalls.
When people accused Glocks of being unsafe, Glock spent a ton of time and money educating people on the incidents. Sig shits itself and screams NO NO NO NO NO!
The thing is, everyone who's a gun enthusiast knows about the P320 recalls.
When people accused Glocks of being unsafe, Glock spent a ton of time and money educating people on the incidents. Sig shits itself and screams NO NO NO NO NO!
“in honour of Charlie Kirk we are advertising more stuff that could have killed him”
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Sig is really doubling down on being the douchiest gun company
The thing is, everyone who's a gun enthusiast knows about the P320 recalls.
When people accused Glocks of being unsafe, Glock spent a ton of time and money educating people on the incidents. Sig shits itself and screams NO NO NO NO NO!
The thing is, everyone who's a gun enthusiast knows about the P320 recalls.
When people accused Glocks of being unsafe, Glock spent a ton of time and money educating people on the incidents. Sig shits itself and screams NO NO NO NO NO!