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Doctor Cucumber
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Just a bendy intersex/trans possum attempting to be a hoopy frood. ✡️

e/em/eir Check out pronoun labeler. @pronouns.diy

Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.
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I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
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The audacity and irony of a right wing content creator calling anyone a "professional victim" is palpable when they wouldn't do anything without the promise of money and they constantly pretend to be the victim.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am sick of right wingers keeping a stable of videos on standby to dredge up hate against marginalized people as though it's a new incident. Like the trans food critic video is years old, the GameStop one is over five years old.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Penicks flattening machine
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I would be more inclined to cook if my kitchen wasn't an insult to life itself that only had less than a foot of counter space width.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Reminder that the Gkids release of Tokyo Godfathers has an English dub where Hana is played by a trans actress (who also helped with the dub script, too!) and she is FANTASTIC.
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Please keep putting pressure on PayPal. Stories like this are becoming more and more common. Artists don’t deserve to lose their source of income over payment processors being puritanical/anti-small business.
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Has anyone actually made a ring splint for EDSers? Do you want 16ga or 14ga wire?
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sure is neat how whenever rich people have a major short position and the price of a stock spikes, they "cool it down"...
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Holy fuck RAM has gotten expensive. I am sick of computationally wasteful industries ruining the market for consumers as prices of GPUs and other computer components go through the roof. It's literally $430 for 32GB of RAM, which is certified Apple Tax numbers at this point.
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Hey folks! I know Black Friday sales and crowdfunds (mea culpa) are all very exciting -- but there's a lot of folks who need help as well.
I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability
gofund.me
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Boosting! I can personally vouch for this poss. Please boost and share, and if you. An afford to, donate anything you can spare <3

#MutualAid #HelpSky
I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability
gofund.me
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability
gofund.me
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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still trying to get car payment settled. it's due on the 3rd. about 250 short. and still need some funds for necessities like food, gas, meds, etc. working but everything is slow and i'm just. not okay.

appreciate shares on this.
long story short, life has been hellish for the past ~2 yrs. last week, my dog passed away unexpectedly & i am drowning in grief. my partner is working, but her job won't pay until mid dec. i have enough for rent but not much else. if anyone feels like helping, i'd greatly appreciate it.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I genuinely think that golf should have to adapt to its environment. It would also give way more reason to go to different golf courses beyond "wow this one's prestigious for some reason".
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Golf is awful and insanely resource expensive before you even get to the way it's interwined with classism like a woven carpet.

Minigolf is small-footprint, for the masses, and the cost of equipment is shared by everyone equally.Hell, half the time people don't even keep score.

In this essay I wil
brigantine castle pier, brigantine, new jersey, 1978
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Honestly it's bullshit that gun companies call a tested product a "used" product for the purposes of denying returns.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Bro is cooking (badly) (please stop him) (who allowed this)
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Can't help but see these disappearances as indistinguishable from what was done before en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacht_u...
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I love how studio executives will fail to adequately promote something, then will go "see nobody watched" when the people who made it want to do a new project when they didn't give it a fair shake in promotion.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I would like to snag screaming deals, but cannot partake in Black Friday even though I genuinely need some of this stuff that's on sale now.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Remember, if you build with trapdoors in Minecraft, make sure they're out of other players' reach or they will be flipped. I'm flipping your trapdoors to ruin your "pipes". It's me, I was the turkey all along.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
AI is created with the explicit intention of ensuring that the people whose work was stolen are never hired again. Its proponents can't help but repeatedly remind us how much they hate the LGBTQIA+, BIPOC, disabled, etc people who make up the industry and often only have their wits to help them live
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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If you are in the National Guard and fear you may be deployed to violate the rights of US citizens, there is help. Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487

Visit girightshotline.org for more information
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I can afford health insurance next year, I need to do everything in my power to ensure I can actually use it worth a damn. The plans I"m looking at have low out of pocket maximums and one of the limiting factor preventing transition was Medicaid policies and finding out of state care.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM