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Unofficial but up to date! The latest score from Kettering Town. Which this season is very confusing as we're winning! PhD particle physics. Otherwise known as Pedro!
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In other news, I was inadvertently racist at school, I inadvertently lied about my house purchase to avoid tax and inadvertently led a party that was infiltrated by Russia.
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 AM
In other news, I was inadvertently racist at school, I inadvertently lied about my house purchase to avoid tax and inadvertently led a party that was infiltrated by Russia.
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Let’s not lose sight.
Release the rest of the Epstein files. NOW!
Release the rest of the Epstein files. NOW!
January 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Let’s not lose sight.
Release the rest of the Epstein files. NOW!
Release the rest of the Epstein files. NOW!
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"Dear Diary,
Nadhim Zahawi joined Reform UK today! 😊 His experience in government will be invaluable - he has promised to advise us on tax avoidance, fiddling expenses and breaking the Ministerial Code"
Nadhim Zahawi joined Reform UK today! 😊 His experience in government will be invaluable - he has promised to advise us on tax avoidance, fiddling expenses and breaking the Ministerial Code"
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
"Dear Diary,
Nadhim Zahawi joined Reform UK today! 😊 His experience in government will be invaluable - he has promised to advise us on tax avoidance, fiddling expenses and breaking the Ministerial Code"
Nadhim Zahawi joined Reform UK today! 😊 His experience in government will be invaluable - he has promised to advise us on tax avoidance, fiddling expenses and breaking the Ministerial Code"
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"Idea for a TV show – it's called The Traitors and features a group of Reform politicians competing to win the grand prize of 500,000 Rubles.."
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"Idea for a TV show – it's called The Traitors and features a group of Reform politicians competing to win the grand prize of 500,000 Rubles.."
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"I said Nadhim Zahawi is a respected statesman who will bring invaluable experience to Reform. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"I said Nadhim Zahawi is a respected statesman who will bring invaluable experience to Reform. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
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BREAKING: Supporters of Charlie Kirk say they no longer oppose political violence as long as the victims are young mothers with pronouns in their bios ♥️
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
BREAKING: Supporters of Charlie Kirk say they no longer oppose political violence as long as the victims are young mothers with pronouns in their bios ♥️
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Not to change the subject or anything, but, WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES ?!
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Not to change the subject or anything, but, WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES ?!
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Will they revoke his FIFA Peace Prize?
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Will they revoke his FIFA Peace Prize?
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Everything is so easy when you are as thick as a brick and know fuck all about the British Constitution.
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Everything is so easy when you are as thick as a brick and know fuck all about the British Constitution.
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🎶Nazis and bigots
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
🎶Nazis and bigots
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
And cheap plastic gadgets
Porn bots and zealots
And dumb Christofascists
MAGAts who gaslight
And ads that sell sex
These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶
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Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Isn't it fantastic to be a sovereign nation once again, able to make our own rules and not bend to the demands of foreign politicians?
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We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
We in Reform will safeguard important traditions like cheering on rich toffs as they set out to rip animals to pieces.
Oiks - know your place.
Oiks - know your place.
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Bombing Nigeria won’t make us forget about the Epstein files.
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bombing Nigeria won’t make us forget about the Epstein files.
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Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".
Remember the phrase "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?
Well, funny how the republicans accused the democrats of running a pedophile ring when it turns out it was always them instead! #trumpedo
Well, funny how the republicans accused the democrats of running a pedophile ring when it turns out it was always them instead! #trumpedo
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Remember the phrase "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"?
Well, funny how the republicans accused the democrats of running a pedophile ring when it turns out it was always them instead! #trumpedo
Well, funny how the republicans accused the democrats of running a pedophile ring when it turns out it was always them instead! #trumpedo
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We're expected to believe a bunch of rich men accidentally befriended a paedophile and visited his rape island where they posed for pictures with his victims, and in some cases continued their friendship with him after his conviction, but they also had no idea what was going on
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We're expected to believe a bunch of rich men accidentally befriended a paedophile and visited his rape island where they posed for pictures with his victims, and in some cases continued their friendship with him after his conviction, but they also had no idea what was going on
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He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
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Great idea not to mention that this is 3% of their councillors, whereas Reform have lost 6% of their councillors.
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Great idea not to mention that this is 3% of their councillors, whereas Reform have lost 6% of their councillors.
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A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A racist, an antisemite, a Russian stooge, an election fraudster and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Farage".
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Who says right wingers are all selfish twats who don't give a shit about anyone else?
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Who says right wingers are all selfish twats who don't give a shit about anyone else?
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Wednesday is Day 1386 of the needless and illegal war in Europe.
Ukraine's territorial integrity is now threatened. not only its invader Russia, but also by the former leader of the free world, the USA.
Welcome to THE Daily thread, all the important news, all day, every day...
Ukraine's territorial integrity is now threatened. not only its invader Russia, but also by the former leader of the free world, the USA.
Welcome to THE Daily thread, all the important news, all day, every day...
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wednesday is Day 1386 of the needless and illegal war in Europe.
Ukraine's territorial integrity is now threatened. not only its invader Russia, but also by the former leader of the free world, the USA.
Welcome to THE Daily thread, all the important news, all day, every day...
Ukraine's territorial integrity is now threatened. not only its invader Russia, but also by the former leader of the free world, the USA.
Welcome to THE Daily thread, all the important news, all day, every day...
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That's because you're in Dubai.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
That's because you're in Dubai.
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If you Google "why is comic sans hated" all the results appear in comic sans.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you Google "why is comic sans hated" all the results appear in comic sans.
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It's almost like they're a bunch of corrupt Russian traitors.
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's almost like they're a bunch of corrupt Russian traitors.