Ponker
@ponker.bsky.social
Bad programmer. Worse musician. I was exposed to tf webcomics at an early age and have never fully recovered.
Fuck... That would fix me for sure.
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Fuck... That would fix me for sure.
So do all who live through such times
need a fat cunt on my body so i can get pounded stupid and bred stupider
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 AM
So do all who live through such times
Goblin nervous that the adventure party is finally going to the goblin part of the world because she told them that everyone there is an exhibitionist slut when it's mostly just her.
January 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Scolipede?
Oh, Scolipede.
Oh, Scolipede.
Scolipede
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Scolipede?
Oh, Scolipede.
Oh, Scolipede.
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
That would fix me
Giant stompy lesbian boots are powerful. It doesn't matter what you were before; girl, boy, or whatever. Put these on and you're TFing into a sassy rude goth chick with black lipstick, flipping people off and showing off your huge new pale tits.
January 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
That would fix me
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Tgirl chickens be like "gock-a-doodle-doo!"
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Tgirl chickens be like "gock-a-doodle-doo!"
That would fix me.
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
That would fix me.
Last shot of this TF Thing is a wide-shot, capturing all our transformed heroes in all their sexy new glory, and The Flesh Tube squirming on the ground.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Okay, concept for a Generic TF Thing:
A group of painfully average dudefriends is enjoying their dinner at TF Chang(e)'s. Bam. Out come the fortune cookies.
Brad Average opens one. "The grass is greener, so moove over". Poof, stacked cowgirl. Seems happy. Other friends reach for their cookies too.
A group of painfully average dudefriends is enjoying their dinner at TF Chang(e)'s. Bam. Out come the fortune cookies.
Brad Average opens one. "The grass is greener, so moove over". Poof, stacked cowgirl. Seems happy. Other friends reach for their cookies too.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Okay, concept for a Generic TF Thing:
A group of painfully average dudefriends is enjoying their dinner at TF Chang(e)'s. Bam. Out come the fortune cookies.
Brad Average opens one. "The grass is greener, so moove over". Poof, stacked cowgirl. Seems happy. Other friends reach for their cookies too.
A group of painfully average dudefriends is enjoying their dinner at TF Chang(e)'s. Bam. Out come the fortune cookies.
Brad Average opens one. "The grass is greener, so moove over". Poof, stacked cowgirl. Seems happy. Other friends reach for their cookies too.
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I'm tired of wanting people to like me.
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I'm tired of wanting people to like me.
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
It's true. That *would* fix me.
autistic people wont be happy until you give them digitigrade legs
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's true. That *would* fix me.
That would fix me.
December 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That would fix me.
Holy infant so tender and juicy
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Holy infant so tender and juicy
She has SO MUCH BIG! I love her.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
She has SO MUCH BIG! I love her.
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don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
don't give up
fat tanuki
fat tanuki
That would fix me.
If you see a peculiar anime figurine that ominously glows from it's eyes, it's probably not a good choice to buy it.
I mean, if you ENJOY not being able to reach the doorknob, and wearing the same outfit forever, won't knock your tastes, man.
I mean, if you ENJOY not being able to reach the doorknob, and wearing the same outfit forever, won't knock your tastes, man.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That would fix me.
That would fix me.
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
That would fix me.
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December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
All I want in life is for Ms.Piggy to call me her little pogchamp. That would be so enriching for me.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
All I want in life is for Ms.Piggy to call me her little pogchamp. That would be so enriching for me.
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man bursts intot ears. says, "but doctor, I am head from a emo they/them who has trump parents"
June 13, 2023 at 11:23 PM
man bursts intot ears. says, "but doctor, I am head from a emo they/them who has trump parents"
Wait, we're under an atmospheric river?
i. genuinely did not know seattle was under an atmospheric river. i saw the third consecutive day of nonstop misty rain and though "yeah thats seattle huh"
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wait, we're under an atmospheric river?