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”I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
- Steven Wright
- Steven Wright
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gif is actually pronounced ralph fiennes
January 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
gif is actually pronounced ralph fiennes
I hadn’t planned on going back to college but this sounds too good to turn down. Which Chatbot should I contact to get myself enrolled? I hope they have a decent virtual reality football team with robot cheerleaders in sexy AI uniforms 🤞
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
January 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I hadn’t planned on going back to college but this sounds too good to turn down. Which Chatbot should I contact to get myself enrolled? I hope they have a decent virtual reality football team with robot cheerleaders in sexy AI uniforms 🤞
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I should be clear, there's a portion of the population who will believe whatever the administration says because they *desperately want to believe it*. You don't have to think about those people when analyzing situations like this, they don't matter for your analysis and will only make you feel bad.
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I should be clear, there's a portion of the population who will believe whatever the administration says because they *desperately want to believe it*. You don't have to think about those people when analyzing situations like this, they don't matter for your analysis and will only make you feel bad.
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No.
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
No.
💔💔💔😞
Sad, just sad.😔
Minnesota has to come first - always.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.
I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
💔💔💔😞
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Statement from my
SENATOR MARK KELLY
Please take a moment to read and share
All over America @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Senator Kelly WE STAND WITH YOU
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE & SACRIFICE
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED
HOW DARE HEGSETH & TRUMP
SENATOR MARK KELLY
Please take a moment to read and share
All over America @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Senator Kelly WE STAND WITH YOU
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE & SACRIFICE
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED
HOW DARE HEGSETH & TRUMP
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Statement from my
SENATOR MARK KELLY
Please take a moment to read and share
All over America @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Senator Kelly WE STAND WITH YOU
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE & SACRIFICE
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED
HOW DARE HEGSETH & TRUMP
SENATOR MARK KELLY
Please take a moment to read and share
All over America @captmarkkelly.bsky.social
Senator Kelly WE STAND WITH YOU
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE & SACRIFICE
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED
HOW DARE HEGSETH & TRUMP
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Rethinking the 2nd Amendment. 1min Worth it.
www.youtube.com/shorts/-jKAF...
www.youtube.com/shorts/-jKAF...
Malcolm Kenyatta UNLEASHES On Pennsylvania Republicans
YouTube video by TYT Investigates
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Rethinking the 2nd Amendment. 1min Worth it.
www.youtube.com/shorts/-jKAF...
www.youtube.com/shorts/-jKAF...
Here’s to the renegade poets of fast food franchise signage
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Here’s to the renegade poets of fast food franchise signage
So cool! I’ve never seen one of these machines before, but I think I need one now 😃
The famous guitar riff for Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" originated from a "circus melody" warm-up played by guitarist Slash during a 1986 jam session.
While Slash played the riff in a joking manner, bandmate Izzy Stradlin recognized its potential, and the band built the song around it.
While Slash played the riff in a joking manner, bandmate Izzy Stradlin recognized its potential, and the band built the song around it.
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
So cool! I’ve never seen one of these machines before, but I think I need one now 😃
THIS! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
THIS! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
If you’re not following @sirmichael.bsky.social then I don’t know what to tell you. You’re obviously not interested in laughing like a hyena several times a day.
Home Alone was a pretty successful film. But could it have been even more successful? With these 8 simple changes, I believe so, yes.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If you’re not following @sirmichael.bsky.social then I don’t know what to tell you. You’re obviously not interested in laughing like a hyena several times a day.
Agreed! Totally bizarre but that is what is so charming about it.
If you haven’t seen this movie, I’m jealous because you get to see it for the first time. Also: SEE IT.
You may get a substantial “what the hell is happening” feeling at the start but just settle in. Accept it. Let it take you for a ride.
You may get a substantial “what the hell is happening” feeling at the start but just settle in. Accept it. Let it take you for a ride.
Reminder: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is officially a New Year’s Eve movie. Watch it on demand for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/on-demand/mo...
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Agreed! Totally bizarre but that is what is so charming about it.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
If only it could be so…
I wanna trade places with my cat so bad
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If only it could be so…
As a member of Gen X, who watched MTV on the day it launched, I’m gonna have to go ahead and agree with this choice!
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
As a member of Gen X, who watched MTV on the day it launched, I’m gonna have to go ahead and agree with this choice!
Stunning…
Amidst the vibrant tapestry of autumn, the winding road whispers secrets of journeys yet to unfold, inviting us to embrace the beauty of every twist and turn
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Stunning…
HAHAHA!! So good… 😄
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
HAHAHA!! So good… 😄
This embodies everything I love: Squirrels, coffee, and not speaking to anyone 😏
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This embodies everything I love: Squirrels, coffee, and not speaking to anyone 😏
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I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
We need more judges like Judge Xinis who are willing to push back hard against the DOJ and their dangerous and cruel tactics.
Xinis asked, referring to the court order. She set a firm deadline of Friday for the government to decide whether it intends to arrest him and, if so, to present a lawful justification.
Judge gifts Ábrego García holiday reprieve from ICE
The Maryland man appeared in court Monday for the first time since he returned from El Salvador in June, and was applauded by a crowd of supporters as he arrived.
www.courthousenews.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We need more judges like Judge Xinis who are willing to push back hard against the DOJ and their dangerous and cruel tactics.
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Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Flashback post and yep, still our favorite.