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Marsha Lynch
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Cupcake Mercenary
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
The boys each got jacked up on a dinner roll with a dab of cranberry sauce & then the 4 of us had an epic romp on the bed while the cats watched with disdain

(the boys are dogs)
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Prince
Public Enemy
Frank Zappa
Smashing Pumpkins
Moby
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Wilco
The Black Crowes
Joe Cocker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Lenny Kravitz

So many. Hard to pick 5😩
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Pink Floyd
Rush
Faith No More
Primus
Eric Johnson
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yep...Here She Goes Again (on her own)
Punxsutawney Kitaen
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We have gone non-traditional today. The pet lasagna is already in the ambient heat oven
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This year I'm very thankful for having not just a decent but an exceptional governor. Happy Thanksgiving to our First Family
This Thanksgiving, let's spread our blessings around and make sure every single one of our neighbors has what they need. We're in this together, just like always. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My Carvana adventure fell through - was to pick up the car tonight; they discovered it had black mold throughout, sale canceled. Sigh. Starting over.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Sigh. Another day, another international Uber driver who thinks every white lady of a certain age in Kentucky wants desperately to listen to bad country music. I tried to ask the guy today WHY & he giggled alot but I'm not convinced he understood me
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I mean to subdue and tame you, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
These piggies don't have to stay quiet
Today is Quintidi the 5th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate pigs.#JacobinDay

More information on pigs
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You just know this guy fucks
This 19-foot tall giant was originally in front of the Paul Bunyon restaurant in Cicero, Illinois. It's now in Atlanta, Illinois, on Route 66.
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Okay but you have to admit: he looks absolutely adorable here. Tiny little guy with dad's shoes on next to a pink car & with someone else's girlfriend in it
Did Kristi and Kash get to Vegas in one of Kristi's Gulfstream G700 private jets taxpayers paid $200,000,000 for or did they use a $60,000,000 FBI private jet that taxpayers also paid for? These are incompetent fools only on the job for the attention and theft.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I Carvana-ed!

Don't tell me any Carvana horror stories, it's already a done deal. Celebrate with me! John let me pick the color since I drive 90% of the time. I'm serious NO HORROR STORIES YES I KNOW IT'S A FORD AND YES I KNOW WHAT THE ACRONYM STANDS FOR
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hero chrysanthemum for #flowersonsunday
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Abstract paintings don't often grab me, but I love this one
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not a puzzle person but if I were, I'd definitely want this one!
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love being reminded of this every year. It's in my top 3 most fucked-up things on TV pre-internet
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You're at HOA

I need you at WHOA
a man wearing sunglasses is looking through a pair of binoculars and says whoa .
Alt: Chris Farley flipping up clip-on sunglasses with his mouth open in astonishment in an SNL beer commercial
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
omg I need a dozen of these to send to folks

BEST CHRISTMAS CARD EVER

youtube.com/shorts/Cvo8w...
Glitter envelope sold separately from the endless Meowy card. #jokergreeting
YouTube video by Joker Greeting
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ordered some stuffed grape leaves with dinner & got to thinking about stuffed collard greens - turns out there are lots of recipes out there & I'm pretty excited thinking about the possibilities
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reindeer Smoothie is this anything
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This made me cry laughing youtube.com/shorts/MZriX...
#smartgaudget
YouTube video by BACKO MEMES
youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM