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poisonjr.bsky.social
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
Many people believe that the world is our description of it, and anything that doesn't map cleanly onto our words is some kind of evil alien deceiver
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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ashlenasharma.bsky.social
felt like a very Tifa outfit #ff7
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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brendonme.bsky.social
This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
eBay notification
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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evabeesmith.bsky.social
skeb of sleepynao's viera!
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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kim-hu.com
dorohedoro commission. thank you!
🦎 🥟 ✨
June 8, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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thetroops.fightins.online
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
A skeet from “rare body oils” that says: TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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punkitt.bsky.social
she's always saying this in remake
#ff7 #ff7r
Tifa from FF7 with closed eyes glistening with sweat saying "Gosh, I am SO sweaty, I reeeeally need a shower, guys. I'm just GLISTENING!" below is a panicked Cloud Strife saying TIFA WE'RE TERRORISTS WE NEED TO BLOW UP THIS BUILDING
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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eleressea.bsky.social
Does anyone remember them #ffxiv
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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jonchristian.net
chess dot com has deployed an acerbic snowman as an opponent
snowman saying "The kids who created me have lost interest and are now screaming '6 7' at passing cars"
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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kennylauderdale.bsky.social
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT...TIME!
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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oiseval.neocities.org
my christmas elf #drawer
iris festive cuteness with hair tied back, black top with white collar and long red skirt with lacy pattern, black heeled shoes.
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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renamin.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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mcaterino.bsky.social
In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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transmetropolitanr.bsky.social
just an fyi for portland ppl, this ursula exhibition is going on until february, it's free, and has a ton of her maps. plan for spending over an hour if you really want to take it all in

www.oregoncontemporary.org/a-larger-rea...
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
piglii.bsky.social
might resubscribe to ffxiv just to fuck with the new glamour situation
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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lilycutesmith.bsky.social
Elf main character, who I still haven't named yet.
An elf and her smaller sized sprite next to the big portrait. She's got blue and gold coloring and is holding a sword.
August 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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gingerbearart.bsky.social
The council convenes once more
#deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago." Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us." Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin." Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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fsnowzombie.bsky.social
today is a battlemage catgirl kinda day
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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serennesart.bsky.social
[ #huevember #ffxiv ] day 16: cyella | the shadowkeeper (16/30)
bichrome illustration of cyella the shadowkeeper from ffxiv shadowbringers. done primarily in indigo hue with accents of bright red. she stands in armor, holding her blade, before her wolflike monster form. mouths slabbering with red, streams of blue indigo pouring from below
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
piglii.bsky.social
please help my miku she is very sick
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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cornpunk.bsky.social
No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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cheapassgamer.com
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM