#drawer
EXCELLENT choices, America. Top drawer.
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bricked for his boxer fetish.
P.S. That’s his primo’s undies drawer. 😵‍💫
#TheGoonersHandbook
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the good thing about vibrators is that you can throw it in the drawer when you’re done and not talk to it the rest of the day
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
all my socks are dying. *dramatically* my dresser drawer is naught but a field of corpses
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
💎 Found this skimpy gem in my drawer this morning. It’s fun to sexy up my day a bit. What do you think?
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wallet yes, two wallets with one in a drawer, no, THREE identical WATCHES with one in a drawer, yes.
Confused whether you have ADHD or Autism? Take this test:

If you have the same wallet you’ve owned since you were 10, you have Autism

If you have 2 wallets of the same type and one stays in a drawer in case you lose the other one, you have ADHD
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My sex drawer.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
fuck now i need another drawer!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When will it be my turn for the open drawer!? (Echo said no when I asked if I could join her)
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
don’t ever let me build shit again i just built this drawer upside down somehow
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gonna curl up in my sock drawer and sleep fer days
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
All the Simpsons travel episodes are top drawer, but my favorite is when the family traveled to Japan

It's also got one of the most sublime jokes of the entire series
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i have every other fucking thing under the sun in my baking stuff drawer other than red and green sprinkles for christmas cookies evidently
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
To be fair, Qatar was just cleaning out their junk drawer.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Not your average cutlery drawer... Ranging from utilitarian ladles to tiny scooped spoons, some worn by practical use and others only intended for decoration, a collection of humble and not so humble utensils, this drawer of spoons makes a beautiful display.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Kitchen tongs as soon as they get in the drawer.
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It's been four weeks since GOD'S JUNK DRAWER appeared in the world, and my thanks to all of you who've had kind things to say about it. May I also use this moment to nudge you into perhaps saying said things on your favorite online review depository? It really helps immensely and is appreciated.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’ve got a drawer full of pencils I never use. Wealth beyond my wildest imaginings.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Eye
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
See something you like! 😛

I'm taking a little holiday from
Dec 10-16 🌴
Return Wed Dec 17 😘

Work phone will be left in my pantie drawer….. 😜
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
...organize?
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cat in a drawer

#Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM