Jabroni McPhony
@phrancis2.bsky.social
My dad named me Jabroni right before he left.
It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation.
Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!
It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation.
Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!
Pinned
Look, do I want change? Sure. Do I want to do anything about it? Fuck that and fuck you.
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
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Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
June 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he can’t handle an alleged “touch” without snapping.
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a woman just trying to get home gets shot
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol.
1st - 495 deadlift
2nd - 405 squat
3rd - 185 bench
Total: 1085 lbs
#1000poundclub #powerlifting
1st - 495 deadlift
2nd - 405 squat
3rd - 185 bench
Total: 1085 lbs
#1000poundclub #powerlifting
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol.
1st - 495 deadlift
2nd - 405 squat
3rd - 185 bench
Total: 1085 lbs
#1000poundclub #powerlifting
1st - 495 deadlift
2nd - 405 squat
3rd - 185 bench
Total: 1085 lbs
#1000poundclub #powerlifting
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April 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble
February 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If cockroaches are considered noble beasts, I'm in a whole mess of trouble
They're chanting "Kendrick" at the bar lmao
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They're chanting "Kendrick" at the bar lmao
Drake's gotta retire lmao
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Drake's gotta retire lmao
We've got rain in Los Angeles!
January 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We've got rain in Los Angeles!
SMH, this is such mid English
January 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
SMH, this is such mid English
I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I absolutely loved the portrayal of Johnny Cash in #acompleteunknown as a fun drunk
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Hang the banner, Akron.
January 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Hang the banner, Akron.
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doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked
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OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
January 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
OHIO STATE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
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Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year.
January 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ohio State joins Northern Illinois as the only teams to beat Notre Dame this year.
WHERE IS HE?
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
WHERE IS HE?
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texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3
January 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
texans should bring caitlin clark down to the field because she can actually hit a 3
There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans
January 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There's just a completely different set of rules in Kansas City, huh? #chiefstexans
William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke
January 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
William Henry Harrison was a real patriot because he was inaugurated outside in the cold without a coat. Modern presidents are too feeble to do so. I fear, because of #woke
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Juuuuuust a bit outside...
RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊
RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Juuuuuust a bit outside...
RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊
RIP Bob Uecker 💙🕊