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Jabroni McPhony
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My dad named me Jabroni right before he left.
It's "A Boy Named Sue" type of situation.

Comedy writer and stereotypical Hollywood bad boy. Please believe me!
Woke up on Friday and, for some reason, decided to officially join the 1000 pound club. I've never done these 3 lifts on the same day before, and I probably won't again for a long time, lol.

1st - 495 deadlift
2nd - 405 squat
3rd - 185 bench

Total: 1085 lbs

#1000poundclub #powerlifting
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One upside of emergency preparedness is looking like #bane #LosAngeles #wildfire
January 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My uncle used to coach college basketball and gifted this to me for Christmas. I'm enjoying it so far! @johnhollinger.bsky.social @davidaldridgedc.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Glad to get a blaring, "Oops, disregard the #evacuation notification," notification. #la #fire
January 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A fire has broken out in the #hollywoodhills!
January 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Stay safe out there! #LosAngeles #fire
January 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I would strongly consider avoiding this area of #LosAngeles #fire
January 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My brother gave me it on vinyl as a present a couple years ago, it's a classic!
January 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why did they make his head so big? #Graphicdesign is my passion
January 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Superman! Stop standing there and help someone! Why are you in the Cleveland airport? Too lazy to fly yourself? Probably a #millenial #lazy
December 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Spotted in Hollywood. "Whose-a-next?" #LuigiMangione #healthcare
December 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM