phonymahoney
@phonymahoney.bsky.social
Unapologetic Bruins fan and Somerville Highlander. Strongly opposed to “Camberville”.
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Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Crime headline of the day.
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Throwing it wayyyyy back.
February 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Throwing it wayyyyy back.
Obsessed
February 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Obsessed
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So good. www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
From the hockey community on Reddit: Deserve To Win O'Meter replaced their usual speedometer graphic with Berube's scar for Leaf's games
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February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
So good. www.reddit.com/r/hockey/com...
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“That was pretty cool. Obviously, I wasn't expecting that. I didn’t know about it until today. It came in, and he kept saying, ‘Wait until you see my Stadium Series mask.' It was a nice touch for [the staff] being on the mask.”
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February 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“That was pretty cool. Obviously, I wasn't expecting that. I didn’t know about it until today. It came in, and he kept saying, ‘Wait until you see my Stadium Series mask.' It was a nice touch for [the staff] being on the mask.”
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This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.
Decide. Who are you?
Decide. Who are you?
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.
Decide. Who are you?
Decide. Who are you?
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In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
In another unsettling development, the portrait who watches things from across the room is now rolling their eyes
I want to like these uniforms, but the weird yellow instead of Bruins gold is a hard sell.
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I want to like these uniforms, but the weird yellow instead of Bruins gold is a hard sell.
The Eagle! So good. CHI was unstoppable in NHL ‘94 - Roenick, Murphy, Larmer, Chelios, Smith. 🤌🏼
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The Eagle! So good. CHI was unstoppable in NHL ‘94 - Roenick, Murphy, Larmer, Chelios, Smith. 🤌🏼
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
okay hear me out
This papal enthusiast is pulling for the Pats.
The last three times a new Pope was elected, the Seahawks have made the Super Bowl as the No. 1 seed.
◽️ 2005: Pope Benedict XVI elected, SEA to SB XL
◽️ 2013: Pope Francis elected, SEA to SB XLVIII
◽️ 2025: Pope Leo XIV elected, SEA to SB LV
◽️ 2005: Pope Benedict XVI elected, SEA to SB XL
◽️ 2013: Pope Francis elected, SEA to SB XLVIII
◽️ 2025: Pope Leo XIV elected, SEA to SB LV
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This papal enthusiast is pulling for the Pats.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Started work on the @dobberhockey.bsky.social midseason guide, and I knew the Bruins depth guys were having good seasons, but this is pretty strong stuff from Fraser Minten (via @hockeyviz.com - blue boxes to the top-right means he's helping drive play at both ends)
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Started work on the @dobberhockey.bsky.social midseason guide, and I knew the Bruins depth guys were having good seasons, but this is pretty strong stuff from Fraser Minten (via @hockeyviz.com - blue boxes to the top-right means he's helping drive play at both ends)
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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The NHL has a uniform problem: defector.com/the-nhl-has-...
The NHL Has A Uniform Problem | Defector
To get this out of the way: I find it still a little cruel when the Carolina Hurricanes and Colorado Avalanche celebrate their respective descents from the Hartford Whalers and Quebec Nordiques. Yes,…
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October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The NHL has a uniform problem: defector.com/the-nhl-has-...
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
DAVID PASTRNAK WAS FRAMED
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us?
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
October 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s not gonna be pretty, but it’s gonna be fun… and who has more fun than us?
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
Lets go. 🖤💛🐻 #NHLBruins
wtf
BREAKING: ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk's killing.
ABC suspends Jimmy Kimmel's late-night show indefinitely over his remarks about Charlie Kirk’s death
ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show indefinitely following comments he made about Charlie Kirk’s killing.
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September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
wtf
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This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This was the order of events:
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
1. Paramount acceded to Trump’s extortion by paying a bribe.
2. Stephen Colbert calls his employer out for doing that.
3. Paramount fires Stephen Colbert for being honest about Trump.
4. Proving Trump’s bribe worked.
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🇵🇱💪🏼
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
June 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🇵🇱💪🏼
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake