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jawn cena
@phipps.bsky.social
· Jan 30
y'all mind if i go full Yellow Wallpaper over here?
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
just saw someone refer to jeffrey epstein as a "sex pest" and brothers, i believe we have lost the plot a little bit
December 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
just saw someone refer to jeffrey epstein as a "sex pest" and brothers, i believe we have lost the plot a little bit
Turning and turning in the SHRINKING gyre
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Turning and turning in the SHRINKING gyre
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
The falcon CAN hear the falconer;
Things DONT fall apart; the centre CAN hold;
Mere anarchy is NOT loosed upon the world,
been playing around a lot with Pentaculus and it's VERY smart at looking at my calendar and telling me where i have too many meetings. super helpful. previously i was not able to spot those places in my calendar where i have too many meetings. AI is going to make everyone's lives so much better!
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
been playing around a lot with Pentaculus and it's VERY smart at looking at my calendar and telling me where i have too many meetings. super helpful. previously i was not able to spot those places in my calendar where i have too many meetings. AI is going to make everyone's lives so much better!
WOIRKIN LATE PISSED OFF DRINKEN A WINE THAT SMELL LIKE A OLD CHURCH
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
WOIRKIN LATE PISSED OFF DRINKEN A WINE THAT SMELL LIKE A OLD CHURCH
just checked my calendar and it looks like this week everyone has to be nice to me and not make me upset. says it right there on my calendar
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
just checked my calendar and it looks like this week everyone has to be nice to me and not make me upset. says it right there on my calendar
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
microsoft authenticator app does not recognize my face unless it is locked in an expression of abject misery, which feels right
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
microsoft authenticator app does not recognize my face unless it is locked in an expression of abject misery, which feels right
time to start getting rid of my insecurities! i've had it with these things and frankly i want 'em out of here, ASAP. hoping i can get them all gone by the time i am 40!
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
time to start getting rid of my insecurities! i've had it with these things and frankly i want 'em out of here, ASAP. hoping i can get them all gone by the time i am 40!
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
the funniest thing in tenacious d is when he says "i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR"
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the funniest thing in tenacious d is when he says "i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZIBAR"
[weezer el scorcho voice] god damn you big titty goth girls. you do it to me every time
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
[weezer el scorcho voice] god damn you big titty goth girls. you do it to me every time
made an ortolan bunting joke at the bar last night and it didn't hit. i am covered in shame
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
made an ortolan bunting joke at the bar last night and it didn't hit. i am covered in shame
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
zohran kwame mamdani has received the mandate of heaven
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
zohran kwame mamdani has received the mandate of heaven
the dj at the mamdani party is smooth with it tbh
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
the dj at the mamdani party is smooth with it tbh
i'm hearing now from our reporters on the ground that woke may be back
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i'm hearing now from our reporters on the ground that woke may be back
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herman melville be like "and another thing about whales,"
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
herman melville be like "and another thing about whales,"
i am tired of being held back by all of these god damned Circumstances
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i am tired of being held back by all of these god damned Circumstances
mister president please stop dumping on me. please stop doing a big shit and fart on me sir
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
mister president please stop dumping on me. please stop doing a big shit and fart on me sir
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taking a hit of Tylenol before an anime convention like it's Temp V from The Boys
September 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
taking a hit of Tylenol before an anime convention like it's Temp V from The Boys
hey guys, what the fuck is even the deal with human connection?
September 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hey guys, what the fuck is even the deal with human connection?