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phillip jane stressman
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award winning producer of dangerous times at chillhaven high

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They used the equivalent energy consumption of the entire 19th century melting stadiums full of the world's most advanced processing chips in order to make a computer that cant do math
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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CARTOON/TWEETY2.GIF
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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the pope is not “based” or “woke” unless and until he abolishes the catholic church and distributes its wealth among all those it harmed
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
theres a new kind of tick that gives you gender dysphoria when it bites you
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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As close to a black comedy as Ari Aster is gonna get with his bonkers mind lmao

9/10
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Plur1bus (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
nancy rules
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
consuming animal products when one is able to meet their nutritional needs without them is morally indefensible
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
“how can an image of a single woman be yuri? where is the second lesbian?” one may ask. the answer is: it is you, the viewer.
CARTOON/YURI01.GIF
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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avenged sevenfold voice:
she who makes a bitch out of herself gets rid of the pain of being a man
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
double jump. collect 1,000 outfits.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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All hope drawn from politicians is ultimately false hope. The only true hope in this world is the hope we create together

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
got the zoomies today youtu.be/3DHOkv38gok
HEALTH x 100 gecs :: POWER FANTASY
YouTube video by HEALTH
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November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
wish i was here 😔
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November 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM