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Lauren
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GO BIRDS. Go Phils. Lesbian. Dogs and Baseball give me life 💚⚾️ she/her
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The Jalen Hurts discourse is funny because Josh Allen has had MULTIPLE horrendous games and you haven’t heard shit about it. Last time I check, he doesn’t have a superbowl mvp on his resume.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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You know what, I don't really like dark mode on any screen other than a phone
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dare i say 5/150 is a steal in 2025 for the homerun king
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
SCHWARBABY
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Yet to be determined how Schwarbs will age (he turns 33 just before the season starts), but there are *plenty* of hitters who have been productive at age 38.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The masculine urge to call Kyle Schwarber “Daddy.”
August 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
WITH 3 DAYS TO SPARE I’M SO HAPPY
Since it’s Winter Meetings week, I want Schwarber signed by Friday. I’ll repeat it until I’m being carried away GET IT DONE, PHILS.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSS HERE WE GOOOOOO
@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is actually exactly what I wanted to hear. He had a terrible game and he took accountability. He stood up for Jalen a bit too. *whispers* everyone has a bad day at the office.
"I'm more than capable of making those plays"

A.J. Brown takes accountability after some uncharacteristic drops in the Eagles' loss to the Chargers.
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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It's after the game, so I'm a little annoyed, but I'll say this now, if you solution is benching Jalen Hurts for Tanner McKee, you probably should just unfollow me at this point.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m so over the Hurts discourse he’s allowed to fucking struggle. Fuck off. He’s QB1 and still deserves respect.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Hurts had a bad fucking game. If you want him benched so you can pretend Nick Sirianni and Kevin Patullo and Tanner McKee can lead this team to the Super Bowl, please, leave.
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Every single time they lose SO much goes on. If they just put it together even a little they can go far. I really believe that
they had five turnovers and lost in overtime by a field goal that’s insane
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Aj Brown dropped a game winning TD
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don’t have anything to say
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Thats unreal
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh my god
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Come the fuck on
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
HOW WAS THAT NOT FUCKING DPI
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
HOW IS THAT NOT DPI????
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not great
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Fuck AJ Brown
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I really dont have OT in me
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
That is not DPI
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM